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But James Bond had had one too many shaken Martinis (not stirred!) and he crashed his car gizmo thing into Legoman.
 
They ate him.

Which didn't work out because they're methane breathers and Legoman is made of mostly water and the water reacted with the methane and made the Zems cry.
 
And the ZeMs grew to be 4 feet tall!

Which was huge for them as, fully grown, they were only about 17 inches.
 
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Then a crazy scientist from way back in the story blew up all the zens into radioactive sludge.
 
And all the Zems looked at the scientist weird and wondered where the zens came from.
 
The scientist hated every single living creature that had a name staring with Z, and W, and H, And, And, everyone letter for that matter. So he ordered orbiting weapon platforms to luach Chemonuclear missles to wipe himself and all the Zems off the face of the solar system. Thankfully Bob wasn't there at the time and was dining with Uklegorians on the other side's of the universe.
 
Unfotunately bob didnt know what the word
"Chippy" meant, so he went along on his journey through the Universe until he came across a whole, a very large whole. As Bob tried to go around he realized he had had one to many drinks with the Uklegorians. He stumbled, and well, you can guess what happened next.
 
He fell again and then he realised that the word chippy means...
"chip shop" or as amricans/canadians would call it "french fry shop" or something to that nature.
 
Lovely! he exclaimed. " I love chips, or fries or whatever their called."

Bob the realized that he was hanging in the middle of nowhere, and that there was nothing here.

"Hmm, strange." bob thought.

"Were is everybody?"
 
"Hmmm, thought Bob. A deep voice from nowhwer outa nowhere, this person must be from nowhere!"

Hello person from nowhere! Bob shouts.

From were in nowhere do you come?

Then bob remembered the matrix movie he saw last week. Hmm, this seems familiar.

OOC: YIIPPEEEE!, this is my 100rth post
 
I saw the matrix but i dont remeber a big voice outta knowhere thought a passing stranger who will not be metioned of unless sumone needs him to ask what is going on in the story (if u could understand that)!
 
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