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Truthfully the whole world was confused. It was nothing but confusion. Then the Death Star slowly floated onto the screen. Bob gaped. He had forgotten that he'd agreed to go see Star Wars with Zelda that night. Quickly he knocked down Comrade Birdie and ran out of the room.
 
"Ay me" cried bob and sank into the awaiting arms of Leonardo Dicaprio
 
And then Leonardo DiCaprio fainted and they all fell down.

Just like London Bridge.

Which incidentally isn't in London.
 
"Tell me the truth!" screamed the disgruntled scottish-italian lawyer in a divorce case, "DO YOU HATE LEO DICAPRIO!DO YOU!"
 
"Personally," squeeks a mild mannered man. "I don't particularly like Winnona Ryder..."

Adam Sandler then picked the mild man up and threw him into the middle of a foot ball arena.

The little, mild man then beat up OJ Simpson.
 
And then Winona Ryder was eaten by a giant slug, which incidentally came from Bob's uterine lining.

"Aye me!" Bob cried. "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinona!!!!"

And then Bob married Whitney Houston
 
Then John Travolta boogied into the room followed by a conga line of penguins... Boogie Boogie Boog-ie... boogie boogie boog-ie...

And the Chamber of Secrets fell ontop of them all when Bob risked the wrath of all Harry Potterites by yelling out "JK ROWLING CAN'T WRITE!"
 
And Bob was plummeled by the Potterites and pottered by the Plmmelites.
The Plummelites then proceded to puncture his picture of a penguin in a pullover.
 
HAHAHAHA!!!

Im still picturing JK Rawling dressed as Madonna singing Like a Virgin. That is GREAT!

Anyways...

and then Bob realized he was in Dimension X, and saw a pack of Gushers floating around. He ate one and his head turned into a watermelon.
 
And then Bob realized he had made a fatal error by underestimating the power of Dimension X. Anything could, and would, happen. Suddenly he saw Beanie being chased by a ravenous moon monster from the moons of Qualatair, and Seasel chasing the moon monster, saying "I'm coming Beanie boy, I'm coming!" And Bob groaned, "My childhood is coming back to haunt me! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 
till time stopped and bob stepped out of himself and was escorted to the diets meeting hall. He stood in front of the diets they said to him,

"Bob, you've managed to stay alive for 3 pages! For that we reward you with turning into any person you want to...and living as that person."

"WOW! You know, i've always wanted to be Peter Pan and live in neverneverland and FLY!Can I do that...okay...Please!"

"It is done."

and bob was changed into peter pan...
 
It wasn't all he'd hoped it to be. Captain Hook had retired and now was a pool shark at the local pub where Smee was polishing glasses. The Crocadile had got a job as a metronome with the Boston Philharmonic, Tinker Bell had ran off with the Keebler Elf, and Wendy was making eyes at ALL of the Lost Boys.
 
And then all the lost boys jumped up and down at the same time and screamed TWO DAYS!!! TWO DAYS!!!!!!!
 
Then Bob/Peter said "I am Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
 
And the nine fingered man screamed "IT'S INIGO YOU DOLT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR OWN NAME?!?!" And he thwacked him and then stood on his head and said, "TWO DAYS!!! TWO DAYS!!! OH JOY!! OH RAPTURE!! WHATEVER SHALL I WEAR?!?!?!"
 
than a gorgeos woman peered over a balcony,
"Romeo, O romeo, O where in the hell is my romeo! Deny his latness at picking me up for dates, i'm dumping him, i've heard he's vain!"
 
So Malvolio and Tybalt went into business together but eventually their cutlery shop failed because nobody, not even my Shakespeare teacher, knew what the prince of cats meant... Did it mean he was crafty? Did it mean he liked to toy with his prey? Did it refer to that character in the original lay of Luthien? What did it mean?
 
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