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They were having a pool party with his socks in the fish tank. He reached in to get them and a sucker fish locked on to his pinky finger.... OUCH....

That's gonna hurt.

The fish smiled at him and then did "crazy eyes."
 
thankfully the fish was a sucker, so that when bob offered it some fish food it let go, Bob , then pouring the fish food into the tank looked over at the vial and realized he had just wasted the last of his table salt. So he set off to find some more table salt.
 
Then Saddam walked in from the pool, drunk, and with two grandmothers hanging on him, they proceeded to a closet. Bob grimaced at the thought
 
Then Saddam walked in from the pool, drunk, and with two grandmothers hanging on him, they proceeded to a closet. Bob grimaced at the thought
 
That's when the house exploded and the table salt landed on an innocent family of slugs... IT WAS TERRIBLE!
 
"Help me! Help me! What a world," moaned the Wicked slug of the West as it melted. "How could an innocent grain of salt like you destroy my beautiful slugginess?! What a world..." And the Cowardly Lion laughed until he cried at the drunk people gallavanting around the dance floor.
 
Bob was arrested for Slug murder and hauled off to slugcourt in the slug mobile.
 
Which was just down right weird... the judges of the ridiculous story got to gether and decided to have a conference on what constitutes weird and what constitutes ridiculous. They were all wearing goggly eye glasses, which, of course, is just strange.
 
And in the middle of their meeting, they all stood up, pulled rabbits out of hats and sung We Wish You A Merry Christmas sounding rather like Shane McGowan. Then they realised how foolish they looked, sat down, and put their spotted waistcoats back on and began discussing the weather. Due to them completley forgetting what they should have been discussing in the first place.

One guy then stood up, "Take us into warp, Mr Crusher", thinking he was on Star Trek but then he realised he was no longer captain of the Enterprise, but reduced to appearing in remakes of A Christmas Carol and Animal Farm.
 
And Wesley had only appeared in Nemesis for like five seconds anyway... So what are we going to do about that? He was kind of cute... not nearly as cute as the guy Elgee has a crush on, but cute...

Anyway, The judges all ate Chocolate oranges...
 
OR DID THEY!

than a meek voice said, "Well actually we don't know if this story actuall happned soo ja."
 
"OF COURSE IT HAPPENED!" wept Bob. "Would I lie? Would Amy Grant lie? Would George C. Scott lie? Would Jean-Luc lie? Would the Salvation army give poisionous socks to innocent children?"

The FDA launched an investigation on the Salvation army and arrested Amy, George, and Jean-Luc.
 
NEways! all the world says as those groups were locked up amoung several anglican homophobes
 
Sauruman flung a bunch of palantirs at them to try and get them to go away, so they went and played bowling with them, after drilling holes in the top. This gave Sauron a headache and made him grumpy.
 
than when all seemed lost Eglee, the freaky cat lady came,and sent her kitties in the right direction.
 
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