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[Wolfshead]

The kittens promptly went walking off in the right direction before getting run over. The kittens no longer purred or left hair lying all over the house, they had moved on in their careers, a step up to roadkill.

 

[HLGStrider]

They returned as ghosts and haunted Craig Smith for being inately evil... the followed him around making cat calls.

 

[Celebthôl]

and this annoyed Craig Smith (what happened to Bob)? so Craig never got any sleep!

 

[HLGStrider]

But Bob, who had always liked cats, slept incredibly well, and when he woke up he found that two hundred years had passed and earth had been taken over by Libertarian Plutonians from Pluto... as opposed to the Socialist Plutonians from Mars.

 

[Celebthôl]

LMAO

and he got kidnapped (although he was far from a kid) and mde into a slave...

 

[HLGStrider]

But Abraham Lincoln wrote out the Emancipation Proclamation which was fine with the libertarians... however, then he let them pass the amendment which allowed for income tax, and they got mad. They attacked with squeegies.

 

[Celebthôl]

this would have worked but Bob had a 2 by 4 so he chased them away and was very smug as somthing for once was going his way!...

 

[HLGStrider]

That was was when a booming voice yelled down "PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE FALL"

And of course Bob fell...

 

[Celebthôl]

LMAO

wow a real change for once he thought
he fell so much again that he fell asleep...

 

[HLGStrider]

He stretched out in his bed, but didn't notice the fin shaped bump slowly gliding around him under the covers. The jaws music made him look up just before the firemen rushed in and found him with a large, tiger shark. They assumed it was his wife and left.

 

[Celebthôl]

it ate him whole, and it turned out that Jona (sp) was eaten by a shark not a whale!

(c-mon Elgee lets take it to 1000 posts tonight)!

 

[HLGStrider]

Ok...

Bob was depressed by this and started doing cave are on the beast's insides. He drew a world famous picture and all the other people who had been swallowed, especially Jonah thought it was great...

everybody besides Captain Ahab, who was jealous.

 

[Celebthôl]

so jonah traded him his soul for the painting, which to this Bob said...

 

[HLGStrider]

"YOU WILL BURN! BURN FOREVER IN HADES! TORTURED BY INDISCRIMINATING HARPIES! HARPIES AND HYPOGRIFS!"

 

[Celebthôl]

on hearing this Jonah ran away and cryed his little heart out and everyone tryed to kick Bob out but they naturaly couldn't coz well they couldn't! so they were all stuck with him being...

 

[HLGStrider]

the leader of the band... In fact, he was the music man. Which is why Shirley Jones was suspicious. She hit him with a pumpkin pie and left over cranberry sauce.

 

[Celebthôl]

LMAO

that is why he stunk for a year and a day! and that is also why he had no friends! except his sock puppet named socky! they had many an adventure involving...

 

[HLGStrider]

chickens. In fact they learned that the whole universe revolves around the great egg which will one day hatch and the resulting chicken will gobble up the stars like cracked corn.

Jimmie Crack Corn and I could care, but have decided to be apathetic.
You?

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"STOP THIS MADNESS!" screamed the enflamed diets. They called bob to their meeting place.

"Bob," said a low voice, "you are a disgrace...you either die or fall asleep...henceforth you are exiled to the coldest, and darkest recess' of space to earn a living pumping gas for dirty alien men who harass themselves with finger torchlights....GO!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob started to cry..

"Not now... please not now! I'm so close! So close to achieving my goal! My purpose in life!"