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The kittens promptly went walking off in the right direction before getting run over. The kittens no longer purred or left hair lying all over the house, they had moved on in their careers, a step up to roadkill.
But Bob, who had always liked cats, slept incredibly well, and when he woke up he found that two hundred years had passed and earth had been taken over by Libertarian Plutonians from Pluto... as opposed to the Socialist Plutonians from Mars.
But Abraham Lincoln wrote out the Emancipation Proclamation which was fine with the libertarians... however, then he let them pass the amendment which allowed for income tax, and they got mad. They attacked with squeegies.
He stretched out in his bed, but didn't notice the fin shaped bump slowly gliding around him under the covers. The jaws music made him look up just before the firemen rushed in and found him with a large, tiger shark. They assumed it was his wife and left.
Bob was depressed by this and started doing cave are on the beast's insides. He drew a world famous picture and all the other people who had been swallowed, especially Jonah thought it was great...
on hearing this Jonah ran away and cryed his little heart out and everyone tryed to kick Bob out but they naturaly couldn't coz well they couldn't! so they were all stuck with him being...
the leader of the band... In fact, he was the music man. Which is why Shirley Jones was suspicious. She hit him with a pumpkin pie and left over cranberry sauce.
that is why he stunk for a year and a day! and that is also why he had no friends! except his sock puppet named socky! they had many an adventure involving...
chickens. In fact they learned that the whole universe revolves around the great egg which will one day hatch and the resulting chicken will gobble up the stars like cracked corn.
Jimmie Crack Corn and I could care, but have decided to be apathetic.
You?
"STOP THIS MADNESS!" screamed the enflamed diets. They called bob to their meeting place.
"Bob," said a low voice, "you are a disgrace...you either die or fall asleep...henceforth you are exiled to the coldest, and darkest recess' of space to earn a living pumping gas for dirty alien men who harass themselves with finger torchlights....GO!"