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YAY!!! we did it woohoo!!!
anyway

"What is that purpose"? said the voice, "To make 1000 posts on Elgee's continuous (sp) story thing! well its done so off i go to pumpgas for dirty alien men who harass themselves with finger torchlights"!!!

YAY!!! WE DID IT!!!
 
BUT NO! Bob hated pumping gas, so he convinced the deits to let him work at a seven-eleven. He was so proud, especially because of how close this one was to the orginal seven-eleven. Number 345,678,900 out of 8,273,649,203,847 . Unfortunately his was located on Venus, and all the Venusians complained about all the immigrants working at there seven-eleves, and how they coudnt even buy a soft drink without a translator.
 
This, of course, was a legitament concern, so Bob invested twenty bucks in a Star Trek style universal transalator.

Unfortunately it went haywire and every time he tried to count out the Venetian Women's change they slapped him... he wasn't sure why....
 
SO Bob, decided that this whole seven-eleven thing wasn't for him. Unfortunately, every time he tried to walk out the door he smacked into an invisible wall.

"Well", thought Bob, " I'll just have to dig my way out."

Calculating the radius of the planet, and using his superb mathmatic skills, he estimated that he could reach the planet core using straws in approxamtely 35 million years.

Unfortunately for Bob, his calculation was off by a couple trillion digits.

ooc: Is this thread ever going to end?
 
And Weird Al cut off his remaining arms and legs with a chainsaw yelling "NO IT WILL NEVER END! YOU WILL BE STUCK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE FOREVER UNTI HOSHI DEMATERIALIZES!"
 
NOT WRONG! NEVER WRONG! Bob starts to cry and goes on tour with Weird Al.
 
and joined all the harrison fords getting facelifts, and after was coffe and dounuts!
 
not there anymore because when Bob was eating he accidentally pushed a button which he thought would summon the waiter and it blew the whole place sky high... except for Bob who sat there with his tea cup waiting for the sugar.
 
And so Bob, the Great, bob, the Splendid, Bob the Magnifecent, Bob, The Wonderful, Bob, The Majestic, Bob, the powerfull, and Bob, the Nine fingered, and.... O wait, wrong story. So they praised him with great praise, and the King screamed, Praise them with Great Praise! And a minstrel was called for and, singing for 8 hours, fronm afternoon to sunset, and finishing with, " PRAISE THEM WITH GREAT PRAISE! By then Frod, o, I mean Bob, realized that he was on the verge of Plagarism, so he stopped and took stock of his life.

Later that evening him, and the other four hobbits sat down and talked long into the night, with Legolas and Gimli joining them later. Ahh, am glad your here with me at the end of all things, said Bob. Or... Wait, I was suposed to say that earlier in the story wasnt I?

Whatever!
 
"Actually bob, due to y our enourmous pladurism...your being imprisoned." Legolas said,"you better come with us>' and bob was led to an ice cream parlour, "the ice scream man has tortures prepared" gimli said.
 
NO! NO! Bob screamed, but it was to late. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!! His voice faded as the ice cream man drug him away to the torture chambers.
 
Bob woke into an excruciating pain that was quite surprisingly coming from his left groin.
Confused of everything around him bob acted purely on his survival instinct and grabbed the nearest thing that he could find and began swinging it like a maniac around him. 30 seconds later Gimli, Legolas, three hobbits, a mad ice cream vender and a small german shepard that had absolutely no purpose in this story what-so-ever where lying unconsious on the secret layers floor.
 
Bob decided to try some, and he loved it. He had more and more and more. And soon he ripped a huge f a r t and went flying into the sky.
 
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