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Rogue666666 · Jan 8, 2003

Now maybe if you stay up there long enough you can get some sence in that brain of yours. Once you've told were all the palantir have gone and how to get to the land of the undying I'll let you down!

Unfortunately, Bob had no idea were all the Palantir were, or even WHAT the undying lands were so he sat, and he sat and he sat, and he sat, and he,.....

fell.

Yep, what a surprise.

HLGStrider · Jan 9, 2003

DOGS! THE DOGS ARE COMING! BEWARE OF THE DOGS! DOGS AND SPAM ARTISTS!

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

*And as Wonks spits on the screen thinking Elgee wrote sperm artists and then spits again noticing Ecthelion's phallic avatar she writes*

And then they all got sent to the hoosegow in a paddywagon for thinking horribly dirty thoughts.

Rogue666666 · Jan 9, 2003

Then bob realized that his entire existence was a mistake.

HLGStrider · Jan 9, 2003

Not wanting to prolong things he took up kickboxing and bungee jumping... He then joined a trapeez group and became famous for his belly flop.

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

And then Brak appeared to shower the group with peanuts.

Ol'gaffer · Jan 9, 2003

Then, out of no where. Called by the master peanut, there came THE OLIFAUNT!!

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

And the Oliphaunt said, "Hey! Look! We're on page 69!" and he giggled and said, "That's so dirty."

Ol'gaffer · Jan 9, 2003

To which sam replied "no one at home's gonna believe us"

to which Gollum replied "yesssss. Preciousss,kinnnnkyy it issss."

Tar-Ancalime · Jan 9, 2003

than gollum said to sam: "you'd never believe what masters falling for, would you precious! She is a gigantic spider!" Sam enraged said,"Aye gollum, I knew you were trixy!" than gollum started to walk around in a circle, chased by sam and saying, "precios, precious the master of the precious. Precious preciou the master of the precious"

Ecthelion · Jan 9, 2003

Then, Bob jumped up out of his bed sweating buckets. He wiped his face and smiled, thinking it was all a dream. Then as he went into the breajfeast room. He plunged into a giant hole and fell for hours upon hours upon hours..........

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

And when he landed he landed in the lap of a smiling orc.

Tar-Ancalime · Jan 9, 2003

ooc:wonks that is very nasty

than the orc tried to embrace bob but he ran away for miles until he hit helms deep.

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

And the orc chased him...

Only to be exploded when Helm's Deep was breeched.

omnipotent_elf · Jan 9, 2003

little did that orc realise that he was the orcs olympic torch runner, and he was the one who blew up the walls.
he thought that torch was so harmless

Tar-Ancalime · Jan 9, 2003

and he fell into the awaiting arms of Haldir... and when the battle was nigh, and aragorn screamed to Legolas, "Shoot him down!" the deeping wall was lost not because of the eagerness and hatred of the uruk hai, but because legolas needed clarification on who to shoot down, theodon or the orc. The dialouge went kind of like this,

Aragorn:Shoot him down!
Legolas:Who?! Theodon?
Aragorn: NO! you nancing elf the...*boom*
Legolas: Opps? I guess i wasnt quick enough

Wonko The Sane · Jan 9, 2003

And then Legolas swooned because he saw a vision of loveliness:

Haldir the Very Gay Elf.

Rogue666666 · Jan 10, 2003

Bob, sat there disgusted, thinking about the possibility of Legolas bieng gay.

Tar-Ancalime · Jan 10, 2003

than both wonko and rouge66666 were flogged for even questioning legolas' masculinity

HLGStrider · Jan 10, 2003

Which is why the Hungry Cows attacked. nd the aliens were sapping earth's power using electric blankets and mind control toothpaste.

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