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That had been his life long ambition, so for the length of one post... one brief post... he just sat there feeling happy...
 
But then he started screaming "I HATE MY LIFE I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF SOMETHING REALLY TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And then he started crying about things like time zones, and VISAs and things.
 
On the other side of the pool was a large, deep hole. Bob fell...

The hole was lined with observation decks where people came to watch Bob fall. It was a really big hit.
 
And all the jelly was knocked out of him. Then he was thinking about how this whole thing started, and desided to stay away from holes. Expecailly deep holes.
 
And then he fell over.
Into a vat of Jell-O.

Burning HOT Jell-O.

And he was hideously burned and scarred for life.
And no amount of plastic surgery could save him.
 
So Bob was a ghost. He traveled the world haunting various places at his leisure and popping out of walls to scare the bagezes out of people. Eventually, Bob got tired of being diembodied and sued the Dietys for killing him. He won, but only because he had hired O.J. Simpson's lawer. This, however, backfired on him, because now that he was alive he had to pay the lawer all kinds of outrageous fees. To escape the lawer's thugs from turning him upside down and tickling him until he handed over his wallet, Bob became an outlaw and went into hiding. He spent his days selling Furbies on the Black Market.
 
And then becames friends with Jar-Jar Binks. Because he was being sold on the black market.
 
It turned into a giant game of touch football without a ball... which was really hard to coach because everybody said they had the ball even though it was quite impossible because in untouchable touch football there are only twenty-six balls, not three hundred... it was just impossible...

THEN THE IMP'S WHO ARE POSSIBLE ATTACKED!
 
Then bob had a heart attack, tring to keep up with the new rules, and found himself on the set of Scrubs.
 
And then someone burst into the room with an Uzi and a paintball gun and started shooting everyone.
Including Barnaby, Cornelius, Irene, and Minnie.
Becuase they all suck, and none of them are elegant.
 
The paint then mutated Bob into an ape and he was cast into the new movie "Planet of the Apes: Part 6, billion"
 
But with that budget what did they expect?

Bob had to spend the rest of his life in the background of the February picture for a Mary Englebriet callender behind a big blue flower.
 
Then he desided he liked the way he looked hidden behind flowers and posed nude.
 
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