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[HLGStrider]

That had been his life long ambition, so for the length of one post... one brief post... he just sat there feeling happy...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

But then he started screaming "I HATE MY LIFE I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF SOMETHING REALLY TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And then he started crying about things like time zones, and VISAs and things.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"AIIIIIEEEEE!" bob yelled as he jumped off the side of a kiddie pool.

 

[HLGStrider]

On the other side of the pool was a large, deep hole. Bob fell...

The hole was lined with observation decks where people came to watch Bob fall. It was a really big hit.

 

[Lossen Vana]

And all the jelly was knocked out of him. Then he was thinking about how this whole thing started, and desided to stay away from holes. Expecailly deep holes.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then he fell over.
Into a vat of Jell-O.

Burning HOT Jell-O.

And he was hideously burned and scarred for life.
And no amount of plastic surgery could save him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so the diets said..."Bob we expell you from living any longer.."

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then he said, "my head hurts.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but ghosts cant feel pain, can they?

 

[HobbitGirl]

So Bob was a ghost. He traveled the world haunting various places at his leisure and popping out of walls to scare the bagezes out of people. Eventually, Bob got tired of being diembodied and sued the Dietys for killing him. He won, but only because he had hired O.J. Simpson's lawer. This, however, backfired on him, because now that he was alive he had to pay the lawer all kinds of outrageous fees. To escape the lawer's thugs from turning him upside down and tickling him until he handed over his wallet, Bob became an outlaw and went into hiding. He spent his days selling Furbies on the Black Market.

 

[Lossen Vana]

And then becames friends with Jar-Jar Binks. Because he was being sold on the black market.

 

[HLGStrider]

So was Barbie and Dana Carvey and a bunch of other untouchables.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Who were just screaming to be touched.

"TOUCH ME!! TOUCH ME" They screamed!

 

[HLGStrider]

It turned into a giant game of touch football without a ball... which was really hard to coach because everybody said they had the ball even though it was quite impossible because in untouchable touch football there are only twenty-six balls, not three hundred... it was just impossible...

THEN THE IMP'S WHO ARE POSSIBLE ATTACKED!

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then bob had a heart attack, tring to keep up with the new rules, and found himself on the set of Scrubs.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then someone burst into the room with an Uzi and a paintball gun and started shooting everyone.
Including Barnaby, Cornelius, Irene, and Minnie.
Becuase they all suck, and none of them are elegant.

 

[Lossen Vana]

The paint then mutated Bob into an ape and he was cast into the new movie "Planet of the Apes: Part 6, billion"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

however the movie sucked!

 

[HLGStrider]

But with that budget what did they expect?

Bob had to spend the rest of his life in the background of the February picture for a Mary Englebriet callender behind a big blue flower.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then he desided he liked the way he looked hidden behind flowers and posed nude.