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Rogue666666 · Feb 5, 2003

Which he was arrested for, as it was illegal to pose nude on the Planet of the Apes.

Their the lawyer cuaght up with him and he counter-invested-sued-transacted-divuldged all of bob's money. So bob got a job working at 7-11

again.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 5, 2003

Until he caught a glimpse of his thighs in the mirror, freaked out irrationally, and decided he'd better go on a three week diet and excercise kick in hopes of losing major poundage.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Then ***Edited by Ancalagon*** told him to go on jared subway diet and he did losing 200 hundred pounds....and reduce your signature length.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 5, 2003

Which he promptly gained again when he realised he would never be thin...

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Then he cried and mr. rodgers came over and comforted him with his puppets.

HLGStrider · Feb 5, 2003

NEVER FEAR! LAMB CHOP IS HERE!

And that was the end of the sheep because Piglet said Bah Ram Ewe and somthing BAD happened.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Bob got hungry and ate Lamp chops

HLGStrider · Feb 5, 2003

He was attacked by seven hundred and fifty two and one half severely traumatized children. They all grew up to be lawyers.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Bob screamed. Then Mr. Rodgers calmed the childish lawyers and they all began to suck there thumbs.

HLGStrider · Feb 5, 2003

Which was not good because they all got bad teeth and had to sue Mr Rodger. Their orthodontist was a man named Worthing who was in favor of dental blasting, using TNT, to rid people of nasty overbites.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Bob tried it then died from the blast to his head.

HLGStrider · Feb 5, 2003

He was buried under neath the white house and he began to haunt it.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Then bush woke up and screemed in his nightgown. Then Bob desided to run for pres. and shouted

BOB FOR APPLES!!!! VOTE FOR ME!

HLGStrider · Feb 5, 2003

Then he was foiled by Elgee who disgraced him in the middle of a press conference by insisting she wouldn't vote for anyone who wouldn't buy her a digital camera and take a picture of her in a blue tankini so she could win the Miss TTF contest....

http://thetolkien.forum/showthread.php?postid=240406#post240406

That was very sad, don't you think?

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

So bob went to the darkside and took a picture of her with his brand new digaital camera.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 5, 2003

Which was all canceled out when...nevermind.

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

Then bob put on a bikinii and looked really displeasing...need I say more?

Wonko The Sane · Feb 5, 2003

Yes.
Because the poetry judges want MORE WORDS!

Lossen Vana · Feb 5, 2003

So bob who isn't very bright wrote MORE WORDS in big bold letters accross his farhead.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 5, 2003

Which incidentally turned out to be not such a wise move, as his farhead was QUITE DIRTY and so he erased it and wrote it on his tummy.

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