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[Rogue666666]

Which he was arrested for, as it was illegal to pose nude on the Planet of the Apes.


Their the lawyer cuaght up with him and he counter-invested-sued-transacted-divuldged all of bob's money. So bob got a job working at 7-11

again.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Until he caught a glimpse of his thighs in the mirror, freaked out irrationally, and decided he'd better go on a three week diet and excercise kick in hopes of losing major poundage.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then ***Edited by Ancalagon*** told him to go on jared subway diet and he did losing 200 hundred pounds....and reduce your signature length.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which he promptly gained again when he realised he would never be thin...

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then he cried and mr. rodgers came over and comforted him with his puppets.

 

[HLGStrider]

NEVER FEAR! LAMB CHOP IS HERE!

And that was the end of the sheep because Piglet said Bah Ram Ewe and somthing BAD happened.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Bob got hungry and ate Lamp chops

 

[HLGStrider]

He was attacked by seven hundred and fifty two and one half severely traumatized children. They all grew up to be lawyers.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Bob screamed. Then Mr. Rodgers calmed the childish lawyers and they all began to suck there thumbs.

 

[HLGStrider]

Which was not good because they all got bad teeth and had to sue Mr Rodger. Their orthodontist was a man named Worthing who was in favor of dental blasting, using TNT, to rid people of nasty overbites.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Bob tried it then died from the blast to his head.

 

[HLGStrider]

He was buried under neath the white house and he began to haunt it.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then bush woke up and screemed in his nightgown. Then Bob desided to run for pres. and shouted

BOB FOR APPLES!!!! VOTE FOR ME!

 

[HLGStrider]

Then he was foiled by Elgee who disgraced him in the middle of a press conference by insisting she wouldn't vote for anyone who wouldn't buy her a digital camera and take a picture of her in a blue tankini so she could win the Miss TTF contest....

http://thetolkien.forum/showthread.php?postid=240406#post240406

That was very sad, don't you think?

 

[Lossen Vana]

So bob went to the darkside and took a picture of her with his brand new digaital camera.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was all canceled out when...nevermind.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then bob put on a bikinii and looked really displeasing...need I say more?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Yes.
Because the poetry judges want MORE WORDS!

 

[Lossen Vana]

So bob who isn't very bright wrote MORE WORDS in big bold letters accross his farhead.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which incidentally turned out to be not such a wise move, as his farhead was QUITE DIRTY and so he erased it and wrote it on his tummy.