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Which turned out to be a big mistake cos the minute they were out they ate everybody with their KILLER jaws!
 
What really came was the Barbie Doll Tar had been using as an avatar () Came to life and joined the band!
 
And then the Abomidable Snowman who was made of snow came out of the frozen northlands of Salt Lake City and ATE ALL THE BARBIE DOLLS IN EXISTANCE. And someone cried, "Oh horror and woe! Death and destruction to us all!"
 
And Wonko sang and played the guitar, and the orcling just sang and distracted Wonko until they were snogging on the stage and completely messing up the bands mojo.
 
And the snogging couple became the bands trademark and due to their amorousness sold millions of copies of their album and even more tickets to their show. Especially when Wonks snogged the orcling AND played the guitar at the same time!
 
Then Bob killed his manager after he found out how much he was stealing from the bands profits. And since he was a rock star he got off scott free.
 
Then Rambo reappeared and killed Mr. Snuggle, and all of the Bobetts!

"Nooooooo!" cried Bob!
"This place isn't as bobby as it was before!"
 
So Bob set out on a quest to find his true self. But when he could not find it on Earth, in Middle-Earth, in the Undying Lands, on Xenon 5, or in Magdala, he went to see Tar, who was not only a renowned Dark Queen but a renowned psyciatrist. And Bob asked Tar who is true self really was, and how he could find him again.
 
Tar told him to get lost and made him an omelete but didn't give him any options. It HAD to have ham and cheese.
 
BOB'S FAVORITE!
He didn't like ham however. He ate all her cheese and threw the ham out the window.
 
When the ham fell onto the ground, it turned into a pig called Babe.
Babe then sung "Baa Ram Ewe" at Bob, and started rounding him up.
 
which made Tar very angry indeed. She sent him to live with Kanga where Bob had to eat medicine and take baths.
 
But Bob escaped, and came across a unicorn by the name of Elgee.
 
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