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Lossen Vana · Feb 18, 2003

Then Bob met Gilligan and the skipper. A millioniar and his wife. A movie star, the professior and Mary ann. And they were standed on the island.

HLGStrider · Feb 18, 2003

blah blah blah... Keep it clean now. Elgee said, adjusting her glasses.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 18, 2003

Tar seconded Elgee's notion switching dark queen scepter from hand to hand.

Lossen Vana · Feb 18, 2003

Bob then desided to go over and see the professior. He would solve all the not cleaness on the island.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 18, 2003

the dark queen acompanied bob

HLGStrider · Feb 18, 2003

The Dark Queen and Bob met with the professor who said in a French Accent,
"Do not climb the ladder to doom with a bimb."
"A bimb?" inquired Tar.
"Yes, a bimb. Were you expecting one?"

IT WAS INSPECTOR CLOUSOU!

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 19, 2003

Tar nodded and decided that the inspector was a failure, then she and bob moved on.

Lossen Vana · Feb 19, 2003

So the old inspecter was replaced by a new model. Inspecter Gadget.

HLGStrider · Feb 19, 2003

Gadget was assigned to watch over President Kenedy during a famous speech.

"Ask not what your country can do for you," said Kennedy. "That's a stupid question. If I catch you asking it again I'll send you to your room. If I told you once I've told you a thousand times, don't exaggerate. The questions isn't what your country can do for you. For gosh sakes, you country has a trillion dollar budget. It can do just about whatever it wants to! Now don't give me any of that lip, young man.
We have nothing to fear besides fear itself and some raging, foaming at the mouth oliphants with nuclear war heads.
A house divided against itself cannot stand unless supported by steel girters.
Now is our finest hour. Never have so many taken so much from so few."

Wonko The Sane · Feb 19, 2003

Baluga.

HLGStrider · Feb 20, 2003

"BABY BALUGA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! SWIM SO WILD AND YOU SWIM SO FREE!"

Kenedy started to sing with Raffi.

Lossen Vana · Feb 20, 2003

Then Willy the famous Orca swam up and ate bob.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 20, 2003

then millions of crazed loonies ran to the thingy and siad,

"AIIIEEE"

Wolfshead · Feb 20, 2003

Then all the crazed people, who are also known as elves, spotted the Balrog they were supposed to be "Aiee-ing" and, so they "Aiee-ed" again and again and again until they were eaten by a small mushroom.

Page 99. Almost into treble figures!

Wonko The Sane · Feb 20, 2003

And Bob shouted:

WARGS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!

Which was strange in and of itself, but most people assumed he meant "unite" and moved on with it.

He didn't though. He really did mean untie.

Lossen Vana · Feb 20, 2003

So the Wargs untied all there shoe laces and then bob tied then all together so that when they walked the wargs fell flat on there faces!

Wonko The Sane · Feb 20, 2003

And then the Wargs bit the shoelaces and mauled Bob for his stupid command.

HLGStrider · Feb 21, 2003

Bob got plastic surgury and looked like Clark Kent.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 21, 2003

Dean Cain or Christopher Reeves?

It's an important question!

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 21, 2003

i think it was...but bob did nto finish his sentence as he was to busy playin with a warg cub

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