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[Lossen Vana]

Then Bob met Gilligan and the skipper. A millioniar and his wife. A movie star, the professior and Mary ann. And they were standed on the island.

 

[HLGStrider]

blah blah blah... Keep it clean now. Elgee said, adjusting her glasses.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar seconded Elgee's notion switching dark queen scepter from hand to hand.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Bob then desided to go over and see the professior. He would solve all the not cleaness on the island.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

the dark queen acompanied bob

 

[HLGStrider]

The Dark Queen and Bob met with the professor who said in a French Accent,
"Do not climb the ladder to doom with a bimb."
"A bimb?" inquired Tar.
"Yes, a bimb. Were you expecting one?"

IT WAS INSPECTOR CLOUSOU!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar nodded and decided that the inspector was a failure, then she and bob moved on.

 

[Lossen Vana]

So the old inspecter was replaced by a new model. Inspecter Gadget.

 

[HLGStrider]

Gadget was assigned to watch over President Kenedy during a famous speech.

"Ask not what your country can do for you," said Kennedy. "That's a stupid question. If I catch you asking it again I'll send you to your room. If I told you once I've told you a thousand times, don't exaggerate. The questions isn't what your country can do for you. For gosh sakes, you country has a trillion dollar budget. It can do just about whatever it wants to! Now don't give me any of that lip, young man.
We have nothing to fear besides fear itself and some raging, foaming at the mouth oliphants with nuclear war heads.
A house divided against itself cannot stand unless supported by steel girters.
Now is our finest hour. Never have so many taken so much from so few."

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Baluga.

 

[HLGStrider]

"BABY BALUGA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! SWIM SO WILD AND YOU SWIM SO FREE!"

Kenedy started to sing with Raffi.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then Willy the famous Orca swam up and ate bob.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then millions of crazed loonies ran to the thingy and siad,

"AIIIEEE"

 

[Wolfshead]

Then all the crazed people, who are also known as elves, spotted the Balrog they were supposed to be "Aiee-ing" and, so they "Aiee-ed" again and again and again until they were eaten by a small mushroom.

Page 99. Almost into treble figures!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Bob shouted:

WARGS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!

Which was strange in and of itself, but most people assumed he meant "unite" and moved on with it.

He didn't though. He really did mean untie.

 

[Lossen Vana]

So the Wargs untied all there shoe laces and then bob tied then all together so that when they walked the wargs fell flat on there faces!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then the Wargs bit the shoelaces and mauled Bob for his stupid command.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob got plastic surgury and looked like Clark Kent.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Dean Cain or Christopher Reeves?

It's an important question!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

i think it was...but bob did nto finish his sentence as he was to busy playin with a warg cub