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Then all the Sims down in Simville got mad at Elgee's brother when he started a riot just for the fun of it.
 
And the happy Llama couple kissed like two passionate Llamas would and then both proceeded to kick the carp out of Aulë AND Elgee's brother the rioteer.
 
All very odd indeed," said the two spies from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Then it blew up. . .don't ask me what it was, because if I tell you I'll have to kill you.
 
The "It" was Omnipotent-Elf.

But fortunately I don't have to kill you becauase it's not my mission!
 
Dang, she ruined my mission!

This post will self-destruct when the mods see fit to destroy it!
 
THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE!!!!

A green alien appears on the scene and zaps someone with a Kill-O-Zap gun and then takes everyone to the Great Sandwhich Maker from Bob.
 
But once they all piled out of the Chevy and went inside "Bob's Great Sandwhich Maker Diner" (sic), the waitress accidentally served the green alien a Llama sandwich, and everybody gasped including the green alien, who leaned his head sideways and said, "Wang-tang-biddiley-bong-bung-frang-kutwang-smmmmiiiirtttsssccchhh!!! I'm a vegetarian, garsh blarsh it!" Then Otis Day and the Knights came out and did "Shama-Llama-Ding-Dong," with Bob sitting in on bass.
 
Which wasn't really a bass but a cucumber. A sentient cucumber who bit Bob while screaming "Oi! Dancin' boy!" at the top of his lungs.
 
BOB IS GONE!!! STOP BRINGING HIM BACK!!!

'Bob' then ripped off his face mask, revealing that he was in fact Legolam!
In the distance, Snaga the Llama eyed off her rear with great interest....
 
And Wonks gets mad at Pippin_Took for saying dumb things when he thinks they're funny and storms off.
 
And it was coca-cola classic, not the newer, sweeter, variety.


The globe spun and spun and spun and the United Arab Emirates colided with Cuba and Maria started to sing "I Feel Pretty" to a cow named Moo.
 
Moo didn't take this too well though, and decided that Maria needed to be eaten.
After Moo had consumed Maria (and a blueberry for desert), the poor cow broke contracted Mad Cow Disease.

"Moo Moo Moo," Moo Mooed, "Moo Moo Moo Moo"

Moo then swam the Altantic to America, where it hunted down Elgee- the only known cure to the disease.
 
Elgee extended the hand of many blessings upon the cows forehead of great hurt and the cow rolled over and began to worship the lilac bush outside Elgee's house. Then the lilac bush started to sprout super-sour gumballs.
 
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