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[Estrella]

The fate blinked back quickly. " Oh yes.." whispers, " actually, the sign comes up when someone gets a hole in one .. so it depends." Snickers. Anyway. good luck on your date. " Plane, wait for meeeeeeeeeee!" disapears once more.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob looked around and discovered a sign sticking up out of a hole in a golf course. This sign said "Watch out for deep holes." Bob dove in to look for his ice cream and landed next to a family of moles who were complaining about the high costs of cosmetic surgery.

 

[Estrella]

seeing this as an opportunity to keep his date, Bob walked up to the moles and asked " Can any of you play mini golf well?". An old grouchy mole came up and said in an agitated voice " Minature golf, MINATURE! and yes, i happen to be a very good minature golfer!" the mole held his head kinda high in pride. " why do you want to know?" Bob said " Well, i need to get some sort of sign to pop up on the giant icecream cone, and i need someone to hit a hole in one." The gopher raised an eyebrow. " why should i help you.? what would i get out of it?" At this Bob started to think, and remember that all moles are blind responded. " In my ever eternal gradatude, i wil perform your plastic surgery for free. " Lying even more, " i happen to be a plastic surgeon!"
Bob mentally prided himself on his cleverness.

 

[HLGStrider]

The moles were so happy. Maybe with beauty brought aobut by surgery they could beat the gophers this year at the Junior Miss contest!

They set about to work. . .

Unfortunately, before they could hit a hole in one, it was realized that moles are a sign of skin cancer, and someone had the moles removed.

 

[Estrella]

Bob was then late for his date, and now had no moles. he began to question, if the fate was real, when the fate reappeared beside him.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob was speechless...

 

[Aulë]

Because he had decided to play 'Fluffy Bunnies' and his mouth was stuffed with 64 marshmallows!

 

[HLGStrider]

Fate hit him over the head with a pencil sharpener made of playdough and started to dance the macarena with Bob's former date. Bob started to cry. It wasn't fair.

It was then that a bowl of icecream popped out of the ground.

 

[Lifeling]

Now this was not a bad bowl of icecream that barked for no reason... it was a good ice cream bowl that sat quietely, obeyed commands, and could even fetch... "Oh well", said bob as he hurled the bowl of icecream off the nearest cliff. a tear came to his eye...

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Bob was arrested for this hienous act.

 

[Estrella]

However, on Bob noticing that the police was wearing a frilly pink tutu, he felt great pity for the poor enforcer of the law. and whispered, " i know where you could get some pants." the police officer smiled at this.


P. S. -runs and hides- what kind of monster have i created!!!!!

 

[HLGStrider]

The police offficer gasped.
"I'M NOT WEARING A TUTU! I'M WEARING A TUXEDO AND BUNNY SLIPPERS! THIS MAN MUST BE INSANE!"

So Bob got off of murder charges by pleading insanity. Two years later the police man was arrested for taking pictures of Hillary Clinton when she was not wearing makeup. Bob went to visit him in jail, and he gave Bob (who by this time was running for reelection) some timeless advice. . .

 

[Estrella]

The policemen said, "never, ever try to take pictures of famous people, they'll ruin ya! Oh yeah, and when you vote, vote for the other guy this time. by the way, seen my bunner slippers around? i can't find them anywhere."

 

[HLGStrider]

The bunny slippers were stuck in the sewer grate so Bob pulled it up, and at that point the former polic officer jumped down it and escaped. Bob was arrested as his accomplice when the man was captured trying to floss the Mona Lisa's teeth.

 

[Lifeling]

At that, bob declared he was having a rotten day, and so he went to sleep...

 

[HLGStrider]

Unfortunately for Bob he'd fallen asleep under a trampoline. . .one which tigger used for practicing his bounce while dancing with a kangaroo and a german shepherd named Sally.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob scratched his toe...

 

[Estrella]

On his toe bob saw a little tiny sprout, it looked kinda like a little tiny daisy, and a half inch little tiny person with a tensy weeny, itty, bitty watering can was watering it and humming the theme song to Gilligan's Island.

 

[HLGStrider]

OOC: This is post number 4001! glory is short.

Bob fainted again and woke up on a submarine with twenty penguins, all named Bob, just like him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and...guess what color the submarine was...YELLOW!