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"Because!" Joan of Arc answered. She then set Bob on fire and started dancing about with Prince Albert who started to cook some cakes while Bob was roasting.
"You'll never get away with this!" Bob screamed.
"The Monks Won't Have It!" Bob screamed.
"What about my rights?" Bob screamed.
"Don't you care about me?" Bob screamed.
"Let me go!" Bob screamed.
Whatever it was, it had bells attached and these called the fire department who put Bob out. Then when they found out what had happened and about Bob's past connections to Catherine Harris, they threw him in the river.
"Underlord Over!" he said with a huge shout. Bob ran away, until he ran into Sesshoumaru.
"foolish mortal, " said sesshoumaru, "I shall killl you and rid you of your pathetic existences. So Sesshoumaru did kill Bob.
and then Sesshoumaru said 'now i shall be the main character of this ROANDOM story...told by freaks!'
and then suddenly HLGStrider comes into the story and says: 'who are you calling freak? FREAK! and stabbs Sesshoumaru right in the heart!' and starts to laugh!
(HLGStrider, hope you dont mind me using your name!)
suddenly justin timberlake waliked in and said!!
"wow, you look like my dog in the morning! you need some serious hair do" and walked out before Ed could say anything!
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed sess!, knowing where it was aimed at but was suprized when it dint shave the hair on his head but instead his mushtache
Well since sesshoumaru didnt' have much of a mustache to begin with its not like that hurt him anyways . He then was healed and said, "I shall leave this story and never come back!" He left and rin followed. So he was replaed by Miroku who wandered aruond lost for afew minutes
Before finding a sign that said "YOU ARE HERE." Then he wasn't lost anymore and sat under the sign feeling happy because he knew he was there. . .uh. ..here.
They decided that the most obvious thing about here was that it was not there, and because they wanted to get there they had to leave here, so they left here in search of there. . .and arrived at the place you've never heard of before which was being invaded by Natasha, the beautiful Russian spy, and Cat Woman.
Miroku kind of got lost about the here and where and there discussion. He took both of Eglee's hands into his own and asked,
"Will you please bear my child?"