HobbitGirl
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And suddenly, three people showed up quite unexpectadly after very long absences. One of them was HobbitGirl, walking around in circles and looking very confused. "Where in the blazes are we?!?!" she shouted, as she had been gone to long to make heads or tails of the story.
One of the other people who had showed up, who was in fact R.D.W., or Rubber Duckie of Westmarch if you prefer the unabriged version, answered HG by saying, "I don't have a clue. Don't ask me. Now where is my bum father?" R.D.W is Bob's son, and wanted to replace him as the star of the story. He thought he might be able to pull it off, as he was much more cute and suave and savvy than Bob. In fact, as soon as he showed up, R.D.W. was instantly surrounded by a throng of beautiful women. But of course Elgee wouldn't let poor Bob be upstaged, so she threw R.D.W. into the fires of Mount Doom, where he played poker with Gollum for all eternity, or at least until his lawyer called him back.
The third person who had arrived, who was Sessy's new arch enemy Dart the Fire Dragoon, flew around looking very cute and hot and strong and manly and such. All the former girlfriends of R.D.W. stood and watched down below as Dart flew overhead, swooning and ooing and ahing.
One of the other people who had showed up, who was in fact R.D.W., or Rubber Duckie of Westmarch if you prefer the unabriged version, answered HG by saying, "I don't have a clue. Don't ask me. Now where is my bum father?" R.D.W is Bob's son, and wanted to replace him as the star of the story. He thought he might be able to pull it off, as he was much more cute and suave and savvy than Bob. In fact, as soon as he showed up, R.D.W. was instantly surrounded by a throng of beautiful women. But of course Elgee wouldn't let poor Bob be upstaged, so she threw R.D.W. into the fires of Mount Doom, where he played poker with Gollum for all eternity, or at least until his lawyer called him back.
The third person who had arrived, who was Sessy's new arch enemy Dart the Fire Dragoon, flew around looking very cute and hot and strong and manly and such. All the former girlfriends of R.D.W. stood and watched down below as Dart flew overhead, swooning and ooing and ahing.