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[HobbitGirl]

And suddenly, three people showed up quite unexpectadly after very long absences. One of them was HobbitGirl, walking around in circles and looking very confused. "Where in the blazes are we?!?!" she shouted, as she had been gone to long to make heads or tails of the story.

One of the other people who had showed up, who was in fact R.D.W., or Rubber Duckie of Westmarch if you prefer the unabriged version, answered HG by saying, "I don't have a clue. Don't ask me. Now where is my bum father?" R.D.W is Bob's son, and wanted to replace him as the star of the story. He thought he might be able to pull it off, as he was much more cute and suave and savvy than Bob. In fact, as soon as he showed up, R.D.W. was instantly surrounded by a throng of beautiful women. But of course Elgee wouldn't let poor Bob be upstaged, so she threw R.D.W. into the fires of Mount Doom, where he played poker with Gollum for all eternity, or at least until his lawyer called him back.

The third person who had arrived, who was Sessy's new arch enemy Dart the Fire Dragoon, flew around looking very cute and hot and strong and manly and such. All the former girlfriends of R.D.W. stood and watched down below as Dart flew overhead, swooning and ooing and ahing.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee meanwhile had locked herself in a closet and wasn't going to come out!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Miroku shrugged, at least he didnt get slapped this time then he felt like talking to this dart person, "So dart, how goes it with you?" (btw: miroku is cuter!)

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee wanted to know how tall Mikoru is. . .he looked a bit short to her, and she liked tall, brown eyed guys. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and sure enoough Tar had a picture for that! I'd say he was around 6'2,

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee liked her real brown eyed guy better and decided to stay in the closet. Meanwhile Bob wasn't body boarding with Sadam Hussaine who was disguised as GIDGET!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Miroku was not offended, many women found him bold anyway...on with bob's tale...well it turns out he and hussien were having a hot tub party...bob was afriad when he cound hussien playing footsie tho.

 

[HLGStrider]

Which is when the tub's turbojets turned on and the pool flew up in the air and began to circle the globe. Sadam thought it was a conspiracy and jumped out, but Bob broke the record for going around the world in a hot tub.

He crawled out of the tub when it landed in Vegas then blew all his money gambling against Bill Bennet who was being pursued by witch hunters and Terry Mccullock while Bill O'Rielly hit Jayson Blair over the head with a squeegie. Then Jayson Blair turned out to be the Blair witch and he made a video and a lot of money. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bill O' reily sued bob for making someone feel good about themselves and Saddam was still hidding underneath the table.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Elgee cried and decided to explain who Gidget was.

 

[Estrella]

Bugs bunny popped out of a hole in the ground munching on a carrot. looks around and says " wait, this isn't Budapest. " " takes out a map. " i knew i should've gone right in Miami.."

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Elgee ATE Bugs Bunny.
Because white Wayne Newton was singing the ABCs Elgee had turned into an evil carnivorous worm...somewhere between P and R.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And then HobbitGirl became fed up with anime characters and banished all of Tar's strange people forever from the story. She even banished Dart, her beloved Dragoon hottie, because she was so angry at anime.

Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny's many relatives were popping in and out of holes pestering and plagueing the poor fellow. Bob flew into a rage and pulled a mace out of the magic tree trunk. He started playing whack-a-mole with the rabbits.

"Whack ONE! Whack TWO! Whack THREE FOUR FIVE!!" Bob said as he bashed Bugs's relatives with the mace.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Hah! You cannot banish Naraku! I am the strongest of the demons!" Then Naraku was kicked out by Tar who did not prefer his attendance and the world yelled "HOORAY!"

 

[Wonko The Sane]

YAY NO MORE ANIME!!!" shouted Elgee. "P.S.-I'M ADORABLE"

And everyone groaned and wished Elgee would talk about something other than herself.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar hit eglee with a wooden spoon, and asked wonks how her orcling was.

 

[HLGStrider]

And Elgee pouted. . .she's so CUTE when she pouts. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and by complete chance her brown eyed dream boy came and swept her off her feet and kissed her.

 

[HLGStrider]

My life is complete!" Elgee fainted after slippingon some spilt coffee and Bob passed out and woke up in LA.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

meanwhile her dream boy attacked bob for being so carless