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[Tar-Ancalime]

than Orlando being exahusted from the activity lies down on the bed, when he shuts his eyes and later opens them he finds himself tied to the bed and getting caressesd and petted by Aragorns daughter

 

[HLGStrider]

Where'd Bob go?

Then she is mobbed by all the girls in Gondor... He escapes but blunders into Tree beard who is talking to the tower of Orthanc about a date.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Orthanc replies, "Sure I'll go out with you on Friday night, but remember, on Saturday you are going to rip me to pieces." Treebeard answers, "Oh well, at least you'll know my real feelings about you.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than comes the dreaded Time warp! Where Bob is in another demension, where the world of LOTR, Harry Potter, and extremist southern baptists live in harmony.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Bob enjoys, for a while, the peace and harmony of this new demension. Then, one day, he runs into a movie director whose next project is to combine LOTR and Harry Potter into one movie with one story line. Bob freaks out, toilet papers the man's house, and runs up and down the Street of Freaktoids screaming, "No more! No more!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and instead of helping they make jesus appear in harry potter...thus the peace slowly erodes

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

and the once-peaceful demension becomes a living hell in which no one can go out of his or her house without bowing down and worshiping a statue which looks like a mix of Jesus, Harry Potter, and Gandalf. Bob groans at the state of humanity and stays in his house rather than subject himself to this kind of thing.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than in the confusion Bob meets a young outcast girl who is going to be burned at the stake for being a witch. Bob rescues, Lizzie and they move toward the statue and begin to throw eggs at it.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

The statue, which is some sort of animated droid, becomes angry at them, and begins chasing them up and down wherever they go. Pretty soon the chase has turned into a parade and people line the streets to see this new type of galadiator game.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob and Lizzie run from the droid who chases them up Mt. Arafat where Noah is arguing with Moses about who made the bigger Biblical impact. God tries to strike them both down, but since Bob is taller by a centimeter than Charlton Heston he is instead struck by the bolt of lightening. The Droid grabs him and is shocked so badly... that...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

he turns into a jar of jelly. Bob sit down and begins laughing hysterically while Lizzie bats her eyes at Moses. Moses, who is not used to this sort of treatment, does not know what to think.

 

[HLGStrider]

... so he runs of and joins the National Rifle Association and gets in a duel with Clint Eastwood... Clint Eastwood throws him off the top of the Eiffle tower but he lands in the Jelly of the droid so he turns out all right... not dead or anything. Lizzie then sets herself on fire and disintigrates...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

and Moses decides that things would be better off that way anyway.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob is estranged at the death of Lizzie and he gets into an alchohlic depression

 

[HLGStrider]

So he goes into the Dragon Bar with the name much too long to type and orders a Gargle Blaster... Korhall had just had the last one, so Bob attacks Korhall who turns him into a large carp... Bob the carp is dumped into a barrel of ale and apples and fed vodka and socks by Wonko the Sane.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy," is all that Bob can manage to say.

 

[Elbereth]

But then the effects of the Vodka and Socks hit him...and Bob breaks out in song!

"We Are the World!!! We are the Children!!! We are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start given!! There's a choice we're making...we're saving our own lives...It's true we make a better day, just you and me!!!!!
OOOOOoooohhhh HOOOooo!!!
We Are the World!!! We are the Children!!! We are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start given!! There's a choice we're making...we're saving our own lives...It's true we make a better day, just you and me!!!!!
*begins clapping... and the crowd joins in the clapping and singing*
We Are the World!!! We are the Children!!! We are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start given!! There's a choice we're making...we're saving our own lives...It's true we make a better day, just you and me!!!!!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob then falls on the floor unconscious with socks in his mouth and bannanas up his ear...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and again the Harrison Fords who now are aided by the corleone family take bob prisoner and force him to tap dance at Vito corleone's funeral

 

[HLGStrider]

Just when things couldn't get blacker someone hit Bob with an ink well...