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[Tar-Ancalime]

that was bad elgee...that was bad

at the horrifying pun bob shudderd with fear and total peril as he cringed

 

[HLGStrider]

He fell into a tide pool and was carried off by an evil shrimp.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

to the land of cute guys

 

[HLGStrider]

but since Bob wasn't cute enough and looked like the creature fromthe Black Lagoon (being somewhat over weight and covered in ink), they kicked him out. They then prepared for an invasion by the not so cute girls...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

of Indeeoopolus who invaded the land and kicked all the cute guys out and left Bob in total control of the land while they fought over who would kiss him first.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then to bob's kissing misfortune...legolas, aRagorn, Frodo arrived...

 

[HLGStrider]

The girls all fainted so Bob kissed Legolas. He then was socked across Central park and landed atop the Statue of Liberty. This was obviously a terrorist attack, so he was arrested and sentenced to live in an overly padded cell with a giraffe, a torch singer, and Cookie Monster.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

he made good friends with the cookie monster and they developed a deep physical relationship. but unbenowenst to them they while making love touched a time portal and went back in time to year 79 ad during pompei's erupiton

 

[HLGStrider]

OOC: Tar you are getting a little sick...

IC: Bob was blown into the air when he tried to jump into the volcano to pacify the god of the Waponi, but Meg Ryan jumped in after him. They landed ontop of Tom Hanks' trunks.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc:k, i'll try to go back to evil insanity for you

ic: where they were introduced to wilson the volleyball

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob plays around with Wilson and then Jaws attacks and seperates the trunks, Cookie and Meg on one side Wilson and Hanks on the other... Bob is in the water with the shark.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

who takes him to his master, the darkest ocean quarry man 5000! Their the darkest ocean quarry man 5000 (who for some reason is a physical combination of Dr. evil, Hitler, Stalin and Jenifer love hewitt) sets bob up with Juliet since the darkest ocean quarry man 5000 is not only master of the seas but of the necromancers as well

 

[HLGStrider]

However Juliet is still in morning over Leonardo Di Caprio and can't decide what time frame she is in... Leonardo Di Vinci shows up with Captain Janeway and sweeps this 5000 person of their high heels...

 

[Samwise_hero]

Bob finds that this is a goos time to escape........so he does, he whispers instructions to a passing moth and 10 minutes later Gwahir ( i think i spelt that wrong) turns up and sweeps him off his feet back to middle earth where gandalf is waiting to take him on a long journey. Where were they going, no one knew.............except...........

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

the woman in red who has eyed bob for so long

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

This woman in red who had eyed Bob for so long had horns growing out of her head and a wart the size of Texas on her left foot. She was trasported into the woods of North-Western U.S. and became know as Big One Foot.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

where she met bob..and died landing on top of bob killing bob

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

whose spirit went to the land of BillyBobJoeBubbas to star as a cowboy singer singing "Home on the Rangetop Stove".

 

[HLGStrider]

It was a hit single. Bob could only preform during full moons however, which was a big problem. Then one night he was hit by a silver bullet and...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but being dead it passed right through his body