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[HLGStrider]

They threw him over board and then Jim Carrey shot Kennedy!!!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but since it was kennedy's ghost it went right threw him, and kennedy enraged by this attack made a hateful speech for jim carrey

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

who had to speak it at the next Grammy Awards.

 

[HLGStrider]

Jim Carrey jumped off a cliff rather than face this, but he was wearing that green mask so he bounced back up and hit Bob... Bob was thrown into the gravitational pull of Pluto and went into Orbit. Captain Benjamin Sisko was returned from Deep Space 62 which Janeway and hit Bob head on.

 

[Aslan]

This catapulted Bob to Earth. He landed safely on a chair in a school in California. "Where am I?" Bob asked. "You are in my school for mono-tone acting." replied one of the Harrison Fords. "Would you like to join?" Bob began screaming and crying as he fell to the floor and curled up in the fetal position.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and was being tickled by the Tickle me elmo doll

 

[HobbitGirl]

Suddenly he was so disgusted by Tickle Me Elmo's laugh that Bob chucked him across the room, right into Han Solo's face.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and han solo took out is carbine rifle and began to shoot the tickle me elmo till he tickled no more...and Bob gave han solo a big hug for rescuing him from the evil, satanic Tickle me Elmo

 

[HLGStrider]

Just then Bob's old friend cookie monster showed up with Glenn Close who was now vice president. She was being pursued by five million chiwauwaus.. The little dogs were merciless and kept on yelling something about tacos...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and bob saved Jar-Jar binks life...uggggg

 

[HLGStrider]

Glenn ordered him stoned and then forced him to watch Space Balls three hundred times over. He was saved, however, by the Chiwauwau's and Harrison Ford who had a hundred Nun's following his orders. The Nuns were warring against the evil forces of Glenn and her anti-Jar-Jar propaganda.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Whera wesa goin'?" shouted Jar-Jar at the top of his voice.

 

[HLGStrider]

"We're off to see the wizard," Han replied, grabbing Leia's arm in one of his and Bob's arm in another. He then put a chiwauwau in a basket and they skipped down a yellow brick avenue.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

And into the large mouth of a fly.

 

[HLGStrider]

Who flew with them to a giant pig sty in the clouds and there spit them onto a rotten pumpkin, containing Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife... Leia and the wife got into a long involved conversation with the Chiwauwau.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

While Bob and Han ate Tofu until their stomachs ached, but they seemed to have no sense and kept eating and eating until they inflated up like big balloons and floated away to Tofu-Land.

 

[HLGStrider]

Where they were attacked by stampeding tofu-dabeasts... The tofudabeasts tofued them. If you have never been tofued before I don't suggest it. Bob and Han ended up in the store room of a chinese restaurant.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

There they were bundled up into small bags and taped up with masking tape. They were then shipped out of the Chinese restaurant to be made into Tofu themselves - an idea which did not appeal to them in the least.

 

[HLGStrider]

Han started to cry "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" he wept. "I HATE YOU BOB... I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN..." Then Leia picked up the package of tofu to take home for dessert. She created a Tofu sunday and fed it to Peter Peter's pet hamster, Cracus, from Columbia. There was also the trantuala, Bogata, from Venuzuela.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Unknown to Leia, the tofu which she had fed to the hampster was Han himself in tofu form, and the lucky tarantula got to eat Bob the next week. Dear me! Have you ever been digested in the stomach of a tarantula (or a hamster for that matter) in the form of tofu? Bob and Han went through such a tramatic experience especially because of all the racecars!