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Peter Lorre attacks Rick and Ingrid Bergman who showed up for the heck of it and to hit on Bob. Then Luke Skywalkers Uncle's second cousins, brother's, sisters, goldfish's former roommae came by and asked to borrow a cup of sugar.

 

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and when things to be getting interesting the film was shut down because the producers ran out of money, and they chose to ignore the offer they couldn't refuse.

 

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And so they didn't win the Oscars, and Gerald Ford never got to be president, and we lost World War Two.

 

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and suddenly the world was seen through the perverted eyes of Lucy Mancini's and Sonny Corleone's wild escapades

 

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this all caused James and John Darling to throw Wendy out a window. Peter Pan caught her and then put her in a peanut butter sandwitch and fed her to Captain Hook.

Meanwhile Bob was playing checkers with Gerald Ford who was confused because he had lost us WWII without ever being president. Bob told him that it was all right and that Bob had cost the south the civil war by playing a seemingly harmless prank involving Lee's longjohns anda pair of siscors.

 

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and than midgets who ate swords in their spare time began to tickle bob and gerald with gigantic wedding cakes

 

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While Wendy sang, "Straws and carpets, straws and carpets!" and she died. Peter Pan married the barber and they lived happily ever after.

 

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Except that they didn't live much longer because they overdosed on British comedy and red licorice and spasmed to death within the hour.

 

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The midgets made Bob so extremely tipsy that he got up and pulled Gerald into the Macarena and made him dance across the roofs of Little Rock Arkansas to disturb the past self of Bill Clinton in his sleep.

 

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than by mistake they opened the chamber of secrets

 

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and Harry Potter came flying out in the shape of a pink butterfly!

 

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That was too much for Hilary who left Bill and ran for the Presidency of Cuba. Fidel Castro informed her that she could not, but she shot him with a burning, candy apple and danced away towards Havana.

 

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and everyone did the time warp it went back to new years eve 1959 in cuba....The party was going great

 

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and so was the hippie who lived in the van down by the river.

 

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Who was dancing the Cha cha with a diplomat who carried on his shoulder a siamese cat... "How does it feel? To be on your own?" Bob Dylan weezed... The hippie and Bob shared a peace pipe and the Newsboys danced to love liberty disco on top of a very large school bus full of penguins. Just when it couldn't get any worse... or better...

 

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...George W. Bush walks into the room, and upon seeing him, Bob and the Hippie charge at the president in rage and beat him like a red headed step child.

 

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George Bush, unsure of what else to do, sits down at his desk in the Oval Office and begins to eat paperclips one by one thus patenting the phrase, "Tinsel Teeth". Bob, Bob, the hippie, the Newsboys, the diplomat, and whoever else there was were nailed to the spot with mechanical nails that came out of the floor and nailed their shoes into the rug and through the floor of the Oval Office. Bush laughs and enjoys his snack along with the sight of nailed people.

 

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Bill Clinton enters the room wearing only a diper and a Darth Vader mask. Clinton laughs "pinko's and dirty hippys, if you're going to beat around George Bush. Go to scool, dodge his draft Bob. Make the molemen proud." Bob takes off his shoes to free his feet from the office floor when everyone started laughing at him, his feet in paticuler, the nailes of his toes had been painted red and black like little lady bugs...

 

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and then the commies take over,michael corleone leaves his brother scared ****less and takes bob with him back to lake tahoe

 

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ooc: nice work everyone... esp. Nen and 7

ic: Where he goes fishing for Walleyed pikes using Bob's lady bug toes as bait. Bob is now crying and Bush is punching out Clinton. Then Sadam Hussaine and Osama enter.