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[HLGStrider]

So they stuck him in a tutu and pushed him out on stage before a bunch of British Diplomats.

 

[Samwise_hero]

Bob was terribly embarrased and self concious (his tutu was a little short and tight). But decided to do a little dance for the fun of it. Soon Bob was being pounded with rotten fruit and nearly slipped and died again on his way running of the stage.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then the dieties said to him"Damn you bob, stop dying!" Bob whimperd and asked to be a woman named Jeny twowt

 

[HobbitGirl]

But the Dieties said "no, wait here while we have a little meeting." Bob tried to listen through the door, but St. Francis of Assisi was there to bap him on the head, so he didn't have a chance to hear much. Finally the Dieties came out and said to Bob, "We're going to erase your memory of all the crazy things that have happened to you and you're going to wake up in your bed at home. How does that sound?" Bob took a swing at them in reply, so they knocked him out and erased his memory anyway. Unfortunatly they were in such a hurry that they didn't do a very good job, so Bob still remembered how nice it was in Nirvana when he woke up. He wondered why his leg was itching, so he looked down and saw a gang of rabid wolverines that talked like Janet Reno chewing on his pajamas.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and he decided that it was more worth it to die,so he asked the Virgin mary for interscession with Jesus, thehead of the dieties

 

[HLGStrider]

While he waited he was transformed into a scone and the Wolverines chased him into a pot of Green Tea. While he was in there he got all soggy....

 

[7doubles]

he was then drinken up by an irish drunk who mistook him for a marshmellow

 

[HLGStrider]

Who spit him out yellling "CRUMBS!!! CRUMBS IN ME TE?!?!?!?"

Bob landed in the fire and shriveled into a newt.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

from whence he chose to crawl around

 

[HLGStrider]

He crawled into Strider's pipe and got high. He then danced with the Gycko Gecko to the moon.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

for flippin froggy poggy bobs

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob didn't know what he'd just done or said because what the heck is a froggy bop... He then got hit in the head by a jumping cow.

 

[HobbitGirl]

....and the little dog laughed to see such fun, and the dish ran away with the spoon.

"Again! Again!" they shouted at Frodo.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Frodo decided that he hated the spotlight and put on the ring

 

[HobbitGirl]

And Bob said, "You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill!!!!"

 

[7doubles]

under hill, under dale, bob bounced across the trail..

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and bob bounced all the way to the ocean, where he met his fishy end

 

[HLGStrider]

His fishy end and his human end got into a fight and Bob had to delegate between them. He compromised and found his amphibean end. He then sang "It's not easy being green" with Kermit.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

And all the ends lived happily ever after to the end of their chocolate sundays.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which ran out just 5 seconds later due to kermits appetite