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[HLGStrider]

Then Miss Piggy attacked because she was annoyed that she didn't have a first name... She painted Kermit blue and Bob green and then stuck a carrot up the fishy's nose.

 

[Samwise_hero]

Bob's ends were not happy with this so they yelled out in unison "NOT HAPPY! MISS PIGGY!!!!!
And with swift actions painted Miss Piggy Orange. And then ran and hopped for their dear lives as King Triton emerged from the sea with his Triton sparking and ready to zap whoever annoyed him first. Once again it was poor unlucky Bob with the frogs legs..........( no one had ever seen a frog jump so high)........(well a half frog anyway)...........(rather odd i must say to see them at this time of year their not meant to be out until next season.)..........

 

[Anamatar IV]

The now green bob stumbled into a how to be a mime store. A few moments later he came out with a white face and striped clothes. He pulled his way over with an imaginary rope to King Triton and started pushing on a box. King Triton was very annoyed now. He raised his triton high and zapped bob. But luckily bob was secure in his invisible box.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but bob wasn't invisble,so he sued the company for false advertising

 

[HobbitGirl]

But the company had O.J. Simpson's lawer, so they won and Bob had to pay them 2 million dollars. Now poor bob was a green mime with a white face AND he was bankrupt. He was very depressed so he decided he was going to try to get back to Nirvana.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so he thought of an elaborate accidental looking suicide plan,but that failed so he asked the Coyote from the warner brothes cartoon for ideas

 

[HobbitGirl]

The coyote was seeing things at the time because he had been hit in the head by giant rocks one too many times. He thought Bob was the Roadrunner so he dropped a safe on Bob's head.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

And Bob di... did not get knocked out because by now he had the hardest skull that ever existed under the sun. The safe bounded off his head and went into the basket: swish! The crowd jumped up and shouted and yelled. "Three points!" Yelled the coach, and the championship had been won.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and twenty drunk soccer (or football) fans ran in circles immitating quiddtch players

 

[HobbitGirl]

And all the drunk basketball players got brooms and then really started playing Quidditch. Somehow Bob got a broom too and was trying to aviod getting hit by a bulger when Harry zoomed past Bob and knocked him out of the air.

 

[HLGStrider]

And he fell... and fell... and fell.. and caught up with Gandalf and the Balrog. The Balrog was arguing that Gandalf had to loose his sword because the Balrog's whip was busted and it gave Gandalf an un fair advantage.
Gandalf gave the Balrog Bob to use instead.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than the balrog said to gandalf crying,"this is some stoopid human!Your notfair! I want a recount or something!"

 

[HobbitGirl]

But Gandalf just stuck his tounge out at the Balrog and started trying to chop off it's leg. Just then they hit the lake at the bottom of the abyss, and the Balrog let off steam. There was so much steam in the air that Bob was lifted up by it and he drifted away...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

To Mount Sinai where he found Moses, Joshua, Michael Jackson, and Mr. Rogers dancing in ballerina tutus.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and said "This is too wierd!"

 

[Anamatar IV]

but while Micheal Jackson was doing a ballarena style moonwalk he knocked bob off the mountain. Bob said "Ive been doing nothing BUT falling today!" just then a pack of mimes with wings flew up to the falling bob and carryed him to a ledge. There they started beating him with baseball bats for speaking.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And just when things couldn't (or could) get any weirder, the Bunny Mafia came back from the dead and they all charged at Bob with kitchen knives! Aaaaaah!!!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but through a magical transformation, the there good faires from Sleeping beauty changed them to featherse

 

[HobbitGirl]

So instead of turning poor Bob into mincemeat, the evil Bunny Mafia began to tickle Bob with the feathers until he wet his pants.

 

[HLGStrider]

And Bob moaned "NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!" He struck back throwing Avacadoes, a trick he learned from the guacamoli girl. He then was captured by Moses' wife whose name was Tizpora... Tzzipar... Tzipaara... Uh... Mary Anne.