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Bob was very confused. There was some crazy girl singing a crazy song on stage, Darth Vader and Luke were the only ones in the audience, and the rest of the audience was throwing tomatoes at him. Just then Darth Vader was overcome with the tomato rage and lept onto the stage, brandishing his lightsaber. Bob used the Force to steal Luke's lightsaber so he could duel with Vader. Their lightsabers clashed, and there was lots of static electriciy and buzzing noises in the air. Then Vader said to Bob, "Guess what? I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate! Mua ha ha!"
 
Bob screamed in agony! "NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" he fell off an extremely high balcony and fell onto the millenium falcon.
 
When Bob was in the Millenium Falcon he recognized his old friend (turned enemy turned friend again) Han Solo. Bob said, "Hey Han! Don't you recognize me?" Han looked over at Bob and said, "Oh, it's you! You're that guy who ditched out on my school of monotone acting!" At the mention of the acursed school, Bob once agian fell crying to the floor and curled up in the fetal position.
 
but leia went to the distraught bob, and said,"How could you be such a bad actor!"
 
He began to sob harder... "It isn't my fault... I was just born that way..."

Then a rabid bunch of democrats attacked Leia and threw her out the air lock.

"LEIA!!! COME BACK!!!" Han leapt after her. The democrats then turned on Bob, drool forming from the corners of their mouths. They came closer... and closer... Bob cowered against the wall... They reached for him and just when they were close enough to tear his heart out the leader said.
"We would like to talk to you about life insurance."
 
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOO! NOT LIFE INSURANCE SALESMEN! OH MERCIFUL HEAVEN, ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Bob screamed, and threw himself out of an airlock.
 
He landed on the ground two feet below... apparently the Falcon had been parked the whole time. Nearby Han and Leia were making daisy chains and painting each other's toes.
 
Bob thought he was in Nirvana agian because he had seen people making daisy chains there. He said absentmindedly, "Where are those giant cookies?" Then he laid down on the asphalt and went to sleep.
 
While he slept Han and Leia painted his toenails pink and covered him in flowers.
They then danced around him in a marriage ceremony that was a mix between Hindu and Hebrew tradtions.
 
but the money was enchanted. it stuck its tongue out at bob and danced away. The wind blew the money away from bob but bob wanted the money really bad since he forgot his wallet next to his bed when he was fighting the bunny slippers. SO he ran after the money and soon reached a vast desert that looked alot like a simpson episode that looked alot like a twilite zone episode.
 
And in the desert he found a man lying in a puddle of camel spit. He walked up to the man and kicked him in the head and he man bit his shin.
 
He then ran off yelling "A CABANA SQUASH BANANA!!!"

That's when Bob realized that the man was really a baboon... He was simultatenously attacked by the LION KING!!!
 
but Simba came running to his rescue and killed his own father. Bob was then elevated to the position of Lion King got to eat carmel all day long. He was now 119 years old.
 
and a Vesuvius came for a party, too bad the volcano had to send lava as a present to bob
 
And seeing the excitement from the lava and volcanoes, and not being able to resist, of course, Plate Tectonics Geek arrived on the scene and began swimming in the lava and hurling it at passing pedestrians.
 
and again Bob began to think Why are their pedestrians in the middle of the Serengeti... does it have anything to do with the chickens??? Perhaps they moved here from Seatle fleeing the chicken invasion. On the boat over here they got in a fight with the cantalope man and perhaps he sentenced them to walk and walk... forever walk? What would it be like to walk forever? I wouldnt' like it... Would you? Would anyone? Forest Gump ran for a long time but that isn't walking? Would he like to walk for a long time? What happens when you die? Do you have to walk when you die? Maybe you can fly? OR RUN!!!

Bob managed to pull his mind back to the crisis at hand.
 

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