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[Wonko The Sane]

While Sylvia recovered from her illness and went to hide in a puddle, but was delayed due to an excessively long ovserseas phone call from the International Man of Mystery. Who made her swoon.
So she had to be revived with Diet Pepsi and Nerds candy.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

bob gave her a back massage and she went back into her swoon

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was especially appropriate as Sylvia had spent the entire night before hiking all over Somerset hill with a pack full of books, and Hum-Bow from the vietnamese restaurant at the mall.

But then Sylvia swooned again. And the International Man of Mystery had to give her a kiss to revive her.

 

[HLGStrider]

But Bob jumped up and down on his spinal cord to make him stop and then threw him into the range stove. Out came the old witch who said...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

"Cor blimey luvaduck!"

 

[HLGStrider]

that was why the dogs started barking... that was why the monster came... that was why I painted on a moustache and kitty cat whiskers with mascara...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

That's also why the seventh moon of Klan-pflugit donned a pink party dress and frolicked with the elves and men in Dunharrow.

But NOT why Wonks conducted secret illicit business with sexy Brits at all hours of the night....ooh wait...that should read:

That's NOT why the seventh moon goddess of Klan-pflugit donned a pink party dress and frolicked with the elves and men in Dunharrow.

But it IS why Wonks conducted secret illicit business with sexy Brits at all hours of the night.

Because really, who can resist a Brit who'll say "Cor Blimey Luvaduck!"?!

 

[HLGStrider]

ELGEE COULD!!!

Elgee boogies...

The ducks boogie.

The boobie man really boogied...

BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks boogied.

But in an entirely different way of course.

 

[HLGStrider]

in and incredibly awful evil way! Not at all nice and weird like Elgee and ehr cats... Then Wonko put a pie on Elgee's head.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

It was Banana Cream! And mmmmm.

But it wasn't evil or awful boogieing that Wonks did. It was delightful and entrancing.

At least her dancing partner gave no complaints.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee hates bannanas... that was evil...

Dr. Laura came in and cleaned up the mess. She then kidnapped Bob and the Harrison Fords for counseling.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but Han Solo mistook tar ancalime for Princess Leia so he began to flirt with her.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Until he realised that he loved Wonks more and so he went up to her and asked for a bit of a snog.

And Wonks joyfully complied.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than his mind was suddenly turned to an aluring figure...Tar as Leia and he said to wonks "Later babe"

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Plate Tectonics Geek got jealous and came and slapped Han Solo with a board and Han Solo died, his last words before he UNARGUABLY PASSED AWAY were "I love Wonks" effectively ending the Tar vs. Wonks argument as to whom Han Solo really wanted.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then it started to rain apple flavored air heads and cheese pizza. A bunch of starving half crazed weasels chased Weird Al out of the donut shop and he got in a fight with Bob over who got the last bear claw.

 

[HobbitGirl]

But Bob ran away with the bear claw before Al could beat him up, and Al said "I HATE SOURKRAUT!!!!!"

And Bob walked away singing, "Everything you know is wrong, black is white up is down and short is long...."

 

[HLGStrider]

eThen Zelda, the love of both Bob and Al's life entered the room... she was like a breath of fressh air... she was like that feeling you get when you are watching your math homework burn... BURN BABY BURN...

 

[HobbitGirl]

And in an attempt to impress the fabulous Zelda, Al began to make up parodies of really bad disco songs on the spot. Bob began to break dance and hit his head on the wall while in mid-spin.