Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[Celebthôl]

(k i dunno if this is right so if it isnt please herl as much abuse at me as you want)

there he met mongolian people who pushed him over

 

[HLGStrider]

into a large hole! He fell down and down and down again and again.

 

[Celebthôl]

he fell so much that eventually he stopped screaming and looked at the light he could see that was fast approching

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then he hit his head on a large Chesterfield and woke up to find that he was in the middle of Lord's Cricket Ground, St. John's Wood, London. He looked into his rabbit skin bag and exclaimed, "This isn't my towell!!"

 

[Wolfshead]

Then, if memory serves, some alien-dude came out of a space ship and asked him some questions. And someone in the crowd died of a heart attack. Oh, yes, the alien wanted to meet everyone in the Universe.

I haven't read it for a long time...

 

[Celebthôl]

...ive never read it, the alien shakes bobs hand and flies off, bob faints

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Actually what happened was a herd of robots landed and stole the memorial ashes of the cricket stump burn to signify the "death of English circket." And the alien landed in the crowd to insult Arthur Philip Deodat. He called him a "no good dumbo-nothing". And then Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, and Slartibartfast escaped in the starship Bistromath. Which, incidentally, was Somebody Elses Problem.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but...Kenshin walked in on the mob and said

A sword is a weapon, the art of swordsmanship is to kill, what miss kauro says is sweet and inncoent talk from those who've never killed, but to tell you the truth I like miss kauros better and hope one day it becomes the truth for us all

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then his sword broke into tiny pieces, and the pieces turned into grapes, which sprouted legs and ran away singing "Goodship Lollipop."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and he said what the heck was taht for

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And a small green fairy appeared and said, "For this!!" and thwacked him with a novelty sized board far to large for her to wield.

 

[Rogue666666]

Then Bob descided that his story had absolutely no plot or logic or theme or character or substance, and pertained to reality not in the slightest sence.

That's ok though, since it was meant to be a totally ridicoulus story to be carried on for God knows how long. So Bob whent back to Mongolia were he had met the girl of his dreams, only to find the local warlord had given her as a sacrifice to the martians, who had just finished their thanksgiving dinner. Oh well, you win some, you lose some Bob thought.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then his former English teacher chased him into the sea where they were hit by a tsunami of watery tomato sauce.

 

[Celebthôl]

he was washed down the plug hole on the sea floor and yet again he started falling

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was surprising, he thought to himself, as in America plug holes are called drains.

 

[Celebthôl]

he didnt know this although he did coz he thought of it and he blocked up the er hum drain

 

[Wonko The Sane]

With a giant hairball extracted from a Bengal Tiger.

 

[Celebthôl]

which he fell on years before after one of his freaquent falls everywhere

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks fell in love.

 

[Celebthôl]

with who asks Bob? as he unblocks himself