Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[HLGStrider]

Then he was pushed into a cave and kept there prisoner by a rabid wombat named Cecily.

 

[Celebthôl]

Cecily was soooo evil that he tickled bobs toes with a feather whenever bob fell asleep...

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob couldn't take it any more so he attacked her with a squeegie.

 

[Celebthôl]

it took out Cecily's eye and bob escaped but got caught and dragged back by...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Rob. He got dragged back by Rob who was dressed as a fairy.

 

[Celebthôl]

so bob turned round and laughed so much that he weed himself...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Rob, who was quite disgusted, engaged his flying mechanisms, or in layman's terms wings, and flittered off.

 

[Celebthôl]

once bob had started he couldnt stop weeing andsoon the hole he was in was filled up and he climbed out into...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

A bar. A green painted bar with brick flooring and a half-naked dancing girl hanging from the ceiling.

 

[Celebthôl]

he had by now stopped weeing and he looked at the girl tripped up and...

(little note: yay this is my 400th post thx Elgee couldnt ave done it without this thread, oh im so happy for me )

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And he fell right into a pile of shaving cream.

And four furry ewoks jumped him, shaved his head, and forced himHIM to hang half-naked from the rafters of the bar. Apparently this was some sort of punishment.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And he fell right into a pile of shaving cream.

And four furry ewoks jumped him, shaved his head, and forced himHIM to hang half-naked from the rafters of the bar. Apparently this was some sort of punishment.

 

[Celebthôl]

*cough*spammer*cough*

he didnt like it and started crying like a 5 year old girl, Mr Skywalker heard and came charging in light-sabber blazing...

 

[Rogue666666]

Unfortunately Skywalker was stopped by Yoda who gave him a three day lecture on self-control. This left Bob in a very uncomfortable position for three days. Finally Yoda finished and Skywalker raced on...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

To the set of "Whose line is it anyway" where he was a prop for some dirty skit Ryan Stiles was perpetrating with Colin Mochry.

 

[Rogue666666]

This is disgusting Luke thought, so he slashed both of them up and dashed back a diferent direction..

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Towards a car park. Where he slipped into his Mazda and sat there( on the left hand side of course, in front of the stearing wheel!!) so he could waste exorbitant amounts of money on calling a girl who really didn't quite deserve such lavish attentions.

 

[Rogue666666]

Finally skywlaker realized that the focus of the story was on Bob, so he honorably fell on his own lightsaber, and now, BACK to Bob!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Who incidentally ran to the carpark and slipped into HIS Mazda, again on the left side, and spent far too much money phoning a girl who didn't quite deserve it.

 

[Rogue666666]

Then bob noticed that in the Mazda next to him there were Luke skywalker guts everywhere, this dusgusted him so he decided to take a drive, which is just what he did.