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[Tar-Ancalime]

than the ultimate Korean boyfriend punched bob, the girl came in and said,"hahahahahaha!"

 

[Rogue666666]

Jeez, this story is REALLY degrading, thought Bob. Maybe I should spice it up a bit. So he joined a jazz band, toured the Universe, and then he signed a contract with Bon Jovi.


"It's my life!, Now or never!, I ain't gonna live for ever!"

Finally, after Bob made millions at his music career, he decided to sign on as an extra in Hollywood. He helped in
'Bar Wars: Attack of the Phones' and other such classic blockbuster titles. Then he signed on a contract with
Farminator 3. There he co-stared as an extra with Barnold Wartzasnigher. His famous and only line in the movie, "Uhmphh", spoken as he bumped into Barnold in scene two made him an instant classic in hollywood history.

 

[HLGStrider]

Oh yes, Bob was on the top of his game and made employee of the month at his studios. They had a party in his honor with the tango dancing camels and a stack of subsandwitches... with chocolate sauce! Bob's favorite.

 

[Rogue666666]

Finally, coming to the conclusion that his popularity would make him president, Bob went into politics. In fact, he was even elected to president, of The United Arab emirates.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

But the ultimate korean Boyfriend was angry! And sabotaged every singel business venture of bob

 

[Ol'gaffer]

But bob was no fool. Everynight after his succes had taken air, he had turned on the "Angry Korean" detector machine and he knew all of the korean guys plans.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than he noticed that the ultimate korean bf couldn't reveal his plans cause he had magical plan unrevealr potion

 

[Rogue666666]

But Bob didn't care. He had so much money as the President of the U.A.E that he just laughed, bought a couple hundred chemonuclear weapons and wasted North Koreans everywhere. Then he hired a mercanary army to capture and torture all the South Koreans.

Finally, he got on with his life.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Tar got slightly angry since her utlimate BF was tortured that she sent a message from mordor, a nuke.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

But for humanitarian reasons he strapped it with a fruit basket on the side.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then the Ultimate Korean Boyfriend Part II appeared to sing, "Pretty in Pink".

 

[HLGStrider]

Who let the dogs out?
IT WAS PETER PIPER!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"huh! Say how did i get left out?" yelled Bob, but due to the evil pretty in pink song, and stevo, Mr. Political singing "I feel Pretty" in a purple, frilly dress. No one herd him

 

[Ol'gaffer]

there was only one thing to do. Bob went around and gathered all the b-pop stars he new and began a sing along to defeat the evil korean boyfriend for ever.

 

[HLGStrider]

It didn't work... but they did get a record contract after a night on American Idol.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then the Dark Queen beat the Ol' Gaffer for calling her Korean Boyfriend evil.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob and the mysterious lady entered the dark tavern. Bob sat down for a pint but soon noticed he was being watched by a shadowy figure in the corner, smoking his pipe with muddy boots on the table, he called to the inn keeper.
"Who is that masked man?" he inquired.
"He is one of those Men in black," Butterbur replied. "What his right name is I've never heard, but around here we call him the Dread Pirate Roberts..."
Later that night Bob slipped on a bannana peel and ended up in that corner.
"I'd like to talk with you about something that concerns me and my friends," Roberts frowned.
"What?" stammered Bob, wondering where his lady friend had gone.
"Iocaine powder..."
Just then Luke Skywalker burst in and asked to check Roberts to see if he had seven fingers and twenty fingernails. When it turned out that he did, Luke burst out with.
"I AM LUKE SKYWALKER! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"
"But Luke," stammered Roberts. "It is I! Your father, Aragorn."
Then the mysterious female flung herself onto Wesley's lap...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but alas for Bob, the mix of galaxies made his head spin he said, "wait! wasn't darth vader your father?" than people shushed Bob and siad, "Silly mortal, the movie for that hasnt been filmed!"

 

[HLGStrider]

The mysterious girl was still mysterious since Tar had given her absolutely no name... She was therefore cast into the outer darkness...

and since even I don't know whether she refers to Tar or the mysterious girl that is a mystery too.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

i'll have you know, her parents forgot to name her!