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[HLGStrider]

DANG! I should've thought of that.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

hahhaahahahahahaha

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then someone shot whoever was writing the story about the Dread Pirate Roberts scene in the face with a water filled balloon because anyone who's READ "The Princess Bride" will know that the handsome young man's name is actually "Westley" and not "Wesley" as it's so horribly misspelled in the movie credits.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Bob decided that the only thing to do to get rid of the EVIl korean boyfriend, was to have a plastic surgery to fool that took and finally be rid of his stupidity. so it was off to LA the home of plastic surgery and silicon.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar who was not too keen on namecalling began to call Bob a "spooty-pooty, lizard licker, orangatange molester,dog bum sniffer she male"

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Which made Bob to break up in tears.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then the less attractive Angry Beaver arrived to shout "Spootie-spoot-spoot-head!!!" and explain the meaning of SPAWN.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"stop insulting us precious!" Bob said over and over.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Daggit explained:

SPAWN stands for

Smashing
Property
And
Whomping
Norb

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"You fiend!" screamed Bob, "How can you hurt you better than you, cuter than you older brother....he is so hot!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee has too read the book... and knows it wasn't really the pit of despair it was the Zoo of Death... or something like that.... SILLY DUCK!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"A guy...thinks my brothers hot! OMG!" dagget said.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

And that had no point to this tale what-so-ever.

 

[HLGStrider]

But nothing has anything to do with this story... with the exception of the unknown seventh dimension.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which is in itslef a paradox of pandora boxes

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and haldir the very gay elf was in a frilly pink dress singing "I feel pretty" for glorifindel. who himself was performing , " I gotta wash that man right out of my hair" in the next act in a tankini bathing suit

 

[HobbitGirl]

A VARIETY SHOW! HOOORAY!

All at once a stage, cameras, and audience appeared and all the perfomers were nervously going over thier acts backstage. After Glorfindel's act, it was Bob's turn to shine. Wearing his ceremonial pijamas which he was wearing when all the confusion started on that fateful morning when he fell down a hole, Bob walked out onto the stage like he was the King of the West. He stepped up to the microphone and paused.

Alright Bob, he thought to himself. This is your big moment. After all the craziness, after all the death and rebirth, after all the Harrison Ford monotone acting schools <shudder>, this is what it's all been leading up to. This is what's gonna pay it all off. I'll show the Dieties that I'm a discrace to the human race! I'll show them all just how much this Bob is worth!

Bob began his act, which was....

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Poor Jud is dead"...but he choked up and began to curl up in a ball saying my precious over and over again. than the slightly over supportive, and slightly touchy support of Glorifindel and Haldir found bob in a complex place, where he was soon to be spongebathed, with glorfindel and haldir.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

During this time Arwen, and Galadriel sang a duet, "If momma got married". this included a grand tap number.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Westley and Wesley rushed onto the stage dragging Robin Wright-Penn along with them. They started to Can Can and then Robin married Frank Sinatra.