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[Tar-Ancalime]

"You idiots!" arwen screamed, "This is my number! Not yours!" Galadriel left the stage thinking what an impatient wretch my grandaughter is!.Then she sent a message to Elrond, "Let your daugther stay here, she would make valinor want to kick her out."

 

[HLGStrider]

Which is why Elrond got her a mercedes for her wedding... Arwen couldn't wait up for him and didn't want to marry Prince Vallium so she took off in it and was snared by PATRICK STEWART'S CLONE!

Evil music.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then dark helmet caught her and began to attempt to seduce her

 

[HLGStrider]

But she hit him over the head with a frying pan and was rescued by Glorfindel... who then got into an argument with Aragorn over hair tips.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but since Aragorn had crappy hair Glorifindel won easily.

 

[HLGStrider]

But Aragorn got the last laugh because when someone started to ring out his hair they found out there was actually no oil shortage whatsoever and everyone got a good laugh at Saddam Hussaine whose own oil supply was puny compared to that of the Aragorn-Hair-Oil company.

 

[HobbitGirl]

But Boromir, who washed his hair less than Aragorn did, set up a rival Boromir-Hair-Oil company just to spite him (and to impress Arwen too!).

 

[HLGStrider]

Which was useless because Arwen had already married lonestar and moved to Pittsburg. She was quite happy there and spent the rest of her days crochetting doilies. In fact she started a huge doily business and entered the fortune five hundred and had her picture, wearing only doilies, on the front of Forbes magazine. Of course it sold out.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Meanwhile...Bob was getting spongebathed by haldir who was tickling him....such torture

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then someone arrived and was like, "GLORFINDEL'S A BEAST!!!"
and ran off.

While everyone else agreed.

Glorfindel was, indeed, a beast.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

haldir was quite insulted at the implication of his 'buddy' who likes 'coupling' being a beast so he chased the evil man away...meanwhile bob escaped...even though he smelled like stawberries

 

[Ol'gaffer]

But because Bob escaped the universal counsel of scoundrels declared him a weasel and in one fleeting second bob was turned into one.

 

[HLGStrider]

Of course Weesel is a writing term for words and phrases like kind of and Very so Bob went around as a very for six centuries.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and my god, he hated it. Being used all time, as in very interestingly good, Very wholsome, or the usual Very ambiguous (as in case with Haldir and Glorifindels very ambiguos relationship which is Very disturbing.)

 

[HLGStrider]

Very very very...

THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WENT THROUGH A MIDLIFE CRISIS AND VARIED! He was now a vary instead of a very.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so he was used in math classes...also known as the spanish inquistion.

 

[HLGStrider]

hey! The Spaniards protested. You're giving us a bad name.

The vary was attacked by the Spaniards, including Inigo, and thrown into the Star Fissure while Atrus did this cool voice over and linked home with Catherine for a bit of the bubbly.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

who was still suffering tremendously over her loss of henry to that ungrateful whore anne boylen..

 

[HobbitGirl]

Miracle Max cringed at the sound of Boyeln. "Liar! Liar! Liaar!" screamed Max's witch/wife. "I'm not listening!" Max said. "Boylen!" shouted the Wife. "Boylen Boylen Boylen!" Max ran around the shack covering his ears while Fezzik laughed and munched on Pez.

 

[lossenandunewen]

but the pez turned out to be avacado flavored, and he was reduced to a hunched over vomit pile



(pleasant no? i forgot what i was originally going to write)