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[Tar-Ancalime]

and he killed them all every poetry judge!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was disappointing becuase they were Vogon poetry judges, and therefore delciously awful.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then bob ate them all. And took a bath.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which made him smell like....GRAPsE

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Or grapefruit.

 

[Lossen Vana]

And then he became very old and grew a long white beard.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which turned purple

 

[HobbitGirl]

But just then HobbitGirl's gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart got angry because each bit of the story was getting shorter and shorter. But HobbitGirl told him to cool his jets because he was being hyprocritical, so he proceded to hack Orcs to pieces for anger management. As soon as the word "orcs" was mentioned, a piercing shirek could be heard. It was Legolas, and the orc had given him a tangle and dirty cuticles. Aragorn called him a wussy, which Gimli responded to by chopping off Aragorn's legs.

 

[HLGStrider]

Aragorn went on sixty minutes and told his story... WHILE JUGGLING!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which did not entertain legolas as he was being held hostage by a fan named stefaie

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then Lossen's player stole Legolas and tied him up, and grined insanly, like a cat that just caught it's first bird.

 

[HLGStrider]

She then grew fangs and a tail and started to climb trees.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

or legolas?

 

[Lossen Vana]

Yes indeed Legolas had turned into a cat to escape his captor.

 

[HLGStrider]

The dogs attacked, bringing giant milkbones and chew toys with them!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but she was just tickeled pink by this!(ooc:look at this pic)

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc- actually its this picture...Bob was just so happy to see it

 

[Rogue666666]

Bob was sick of this stupid story, so he asked the mods to delete the thread,


FOR THE SAKE OF ALL OF US WHO WHISH TO REMAIN SANE!

 

[Lossen Vana]

Bob then kicked rouge666666 in a place where it hurts the most. Saying he liked the adventures and the pic of legolas

 

[Wolfshead]

Then Bob politely asked Rogue666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 if it had occured to him to stop looking at the thread if he didn't like it?