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[Lossen Vana]

Who desided that Bob made a good pasifier and stuck him in his mouth, ruining the plasic sergery.

 

[HLGStrider]

Dean Cain and Chris Reeves were walking along when they saw Bob being chewed up.

"How odd," said Dean.
"Quite," said Chirs.

They walked on.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

At which point it was determined that Bob had plastic surgery to look like Dean Cain and it was also determined that Christopher Reeves could not, in fact, have walked by being of course a quadrapolegic.

And so Bob looked like Dean Cain and got majorly glomped for being so sexy.

 

[HLGStrider]

But Chris now is able to walk becuase Elgee said he could and Elgee is powerful.

 

[Aulë]

And so Chris began to walk, but to Elgee's horror, he began to walk towards her!
"Come here my pretty!" he cackled, "I want you to become my personal jester, and to entertain me all day! Mwhahahaha!"

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and then a monkey with a little red hat came out and slapped chris because he was the jester, and hadn't been given two weeks notice...


YAY, i started the 100th page
*begins a party*

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which sucked because really that stupid monkey was too fat and ugly to ever amount to anything more than...well...a trained monkey.

So it went and shot itself.

 

[Aulë]

And so Elgee was forced to become Chris's jester, and she had to wear one of those silly hats with the bells on it.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And upon seeing this and how cute it was the monkey reanimated itself so it could shoot itself all over again.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee liked the bells, however. She shook her head so they would ring again and again and again.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob begins to feel woosey....and falls over..

 

[Wonko The Sane]

At which point the monkey reanimates itself...dances to the bells...cries...and then guts itself with a fish knife.

 

[Aulë]

Then a spunky looking knight who had his underpants on the outside came to rescue Elgee from the Wicked Chris from the West.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was generally regarded as a bad move by all.

So the knight was charged with disturbing the peace and thrown in the hoosegow.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Janis, god of past/future did the cancan on the table so he could qualify as a deity and give bob worser luck

 

[Lossen Vana]

And he got the bad luck...these posts just kept going on and on and...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

this is the song that doesnt end...

 

[Lossen Vana]

I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...

 

[HLGStrider]

I know that one too!

'FEELINGS!" Bob sings while the monkey's ghost begs for mercy.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then bob to tourture the monkeys ghost more dresses up in a barney suit and sings the "I love you song"