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[HLGStrider]

NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Then the monkey's ghost tries to strangle the girl in the jester's cap.

 

[HLGStrider]

but she was too all powerful. She overcame him and read him her novels.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And the monkey reanimated and then killed himself again.

 

[HLGStrider]

The monkey disappeared without a trace and Elgee started to play Mancala against Bob.

 

[Aulë]

Then the knight with his underpants on the outside reappeared, and he tried to carry Elgee out of the castle. But then she saw that that knight was RangerDave!
"Arrrrrg!," she cried, "Anyone but you!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and Tar, who had just turned in her application form to the diets and joined said bob had no reason to live and we should let him die for good.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

So Ol'Gaffer came and pushed Bob down a bottomless hole. Then, he swept Tar from her feet, gave her a big wet one and dissappeared before anyone noticed a thing.

 

[HLGStrider]

Tar rinsed her mouth with propane.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but really none of that ever, ever, ever ever....happend!

 

[HLGStrider]

Which is a good thing, because if the Korean Boy Friend had seen it he may have just given bodily harm to Ol Gaffer.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

OOC:That is so true!

and bob melted into a puddle of jellopudding

 

[Ol'gaffer]

OOC:I thought that the korean boy fiend had been long since banished into the dark realm of "Bold and the Beautiful" re-runs.
If that's not the case the Gaffer just has to do it himself.

IC: After wich bob was gathered by 5 foot infants for dessert.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then the giant babies got gas and no one wants to mess with unhappy giant babies. There was no one big and tall enough to burp them. Bob shivered into his puddly self.

Just then the radio began to play Purple People Eater!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc:Stop insulting my korean BF or i'll electrocute you Ol' gaffer!

IC: and old gaffer died leaving bob a lonely husband.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob hadn't even known he was married. He spent a while reading family records to figure out who his wife was. . . and praying it wasn't Ol Gaffer.

 

[Rogue666666]

Unfortunately, it was the old Gaffer.

So, Bob stuck a 12 guage shotgun down his throat, but coudn't pull the trigger because he was choking.

Another failed suicide attempt.

 

[Aulë]

Elgee then reappeared, and started canoodling with Bob.
The evil emporer Chris did not like that though, since he wanted Elgee for himself. So he got out his cat-o-nine-tails and started whipping por Bob.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

OOC: Leave the Gaffer alone and the Gaffer will leave poor Tars korean bf alone and will stop talking about himself in 3rd person!.

IC: Gaffer indeed was not Bobs husband nor was he in any way aquainted with Bob, no one really new what purpose Gaffer had in this pointless tale, so Gaffer left to bother someone else at some ball for some miss TTf.

meanwhile Bob decided to try jumping off a cliff.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc:Truce

and ol'gaffer disapeered from the story.