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[Rogue666666]

Bob DID jump off a cliff, but when he hit the ground he bounced and the whole earth rippled. That is when he realized he had lived his whole life, not only in a matrix, but in a matrix within a matrix within a matrix to 10 to the 23 power. Or a billion trillion matrixes.


Which was fine with bob, cuase he really didn't care if some machine he knew nothing about sucked the living juice out of him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then agent smith dressed as Lord Elrond said to bob(who he thought was frodo)"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Frodo Baggins"

 

[HLGStrider]

"No you won't because we all know you are as blind as a bat. You are reading that book upside down!"

And Agent Smith was revealed to be Marilyn Monroe.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which really freaked bob out because he knew this was no pepsi twist commercial!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which really freaked bob out because he knew this was no pepsi twist commercial!

 

[Wolfshead]

It was actually an advert for Citroen cars. Which has Marilyn Munroe in it. Personally, I wasn't aware she was doing TV anymore. I always thought she was dead...

Anyway, Bob, in a moment of desperation, shot himself in the foot with a nail gun. It hurt.

 

[HLGStrider]

TWISTING! SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT1
Someone yelled.

But Bob's feet were nailed to the floor so he couldn't shake effectively. He again posed for Mary Engelbriet.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and out of no-where a very bright flash brought blindness onto all

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

and everyone had a bowl of Ramen in their hands!!

 

[HLGStrider]

This was a major tourist attraction. Giraffes came to drink the Raman with twisty straws and listen to lectures by Vaschnita Vaschnorkal, the underwater explorer and crazed nuclear-paleono-botanist.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

And then Inuyasha being enraged at the Ramen eaters began to chop at bob with Tessaiga

 

[Rogue666666]

Then Bob got confused by all these silly names, so he pulled a rabbit out of his hat, and shot it through the knee caps. That's when it confessed to bieng a Nazi spy. So bob strung the rabbit up by its ears and beat it with a baseball bat like a pinyata.


(Stop me when I'm getting to graphic for you.)

 

[Aulë]

Then a band of Darth Vadar's stormtroopers came along and killed Bob.
Because of this, Bob and all his heirs were dead.
NO MORE BOB!

Instead, we shall now concentrate on someone called "Tar-Ancalime"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but that was a total lie and Bob fell down the rabbit hole just like Alice in wonderland, In fact, Bob even looked like alice...it was wierd.

 

[HLGStrider]

Because Bob just didn't look good in blue and white checks. He landed at the bottom ontop of Dorthey who said she wasn't in Kansas anymore.
"No, you're in Arkansas," said Hillary. "Would you like some vegemite?"

"No," frowned Elgee's half-Aussie acquaintance. "Yanks can't eat Vegemite."

"Yes we can!" said Elgee. She took a bite, winced, and said, "No we can't."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Tar rode in and shot hillary clinton, sleezy dems like her didnt deserve to live.

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

then everyone started singing "gimme a brake, gimme a brake, brake me off a piece of that Kit-kat bar!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Everybody but Tar and Hillary who were riding off into the sunset, Hillary tied to the backside of Tar's horse. Tar took Hillary to the great barier reef and set up a business selling opportunities to dunk Hillary under the water. Tar became a millionaire.

This made Bob very mad.

"This is my story!" he cried. "Mine! I'm the hero! I deserve to be the millionaire! Not Tar and definatly not Hillary!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"WEll it can be TAr's story.." said a randome person in audience...

 

[HLGStrider]

"No!" Bob wept. "It is my story! MINE! ALL MINE!"

He threw himself down, kicking and screaming. The MSN messenger Green dude hit him over the head with an emoticon.