Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[Tar-Ancalime]

"it is tar's story!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was too dizzy to answer. The MSN Dude filled Bob's stomach with butterflies.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which had lava lamps for eyes.

 

[HLGStrider]

and light bulbs for feet.

AND THEY TICKLED!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

like bob felt when being ticked by california gals a couple hundred pages back

 

[HLGStrider]

considering they'd only gone 104 pages Bob was convinced it wasn't a couple hundred pages back and he said so.

When he opened him mouth all the butterflies escaped and fly across Arizona twinkling and tickling anyone who dared to go outside wearing a plaid, string bikini.

 

[Elbereth]

Then Bob woke up and realized that it was all a horrible dream.

 

[HLGStrider]

At least that was what he thought until a dozen vultures rested on the foot of his bed. Then he realized that this was a terrible dream.

 

[HobbitGirl]

Then Bob realized he didn't know what plane of reality he existed on, and that every person writing this story was one of the Dietys, as they controlled Bob's life and afterlife. So Bob applied to be a Diety so that he might have more control over his existance.

 

[HLGStrider]

But he didn't have enough zits so they rejected him.

He went out and ate chocolate.

 

[Aulë]

And ate so much that he turned into the glutinous little doughboy, Poppin' Fresh!!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which was nasty because it was not fresj

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

then died...... when he woke up he asked the devil "why did I die, and why am I HERE???"

The devil replied" Well my boy........

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

...your hear because your ear peers through shears underlying big tears."

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

in english means: your ugly. Then bob cry for 80 days and 80 nights... He and noah got 3 of every animal... (hey they can't count..)

 

[Rogue666666]

Noah then got on a space craft headed for space but was eaten by a black hole monster and then sent to Mars to find out were all the cheese on the moon had gone. He found a cow there which had overshot the moon somehow and took it to Jupiter were he was crushed by an atmosphere that was a million time more dense then Earths. As he left Jupiter, Noah and the cow realized how much weight they had lost, so they started their own intergalactic weight loss show, and Noah wrote a book entitled " Jupiter weight loss programs " and made a best selling DVD series on the subject. Finally he went into an alternate universe and found that the Human race was following the Seldon plan which was based on the Mathematical principles of Psychohistory which planned on setting up a Second Empire at the end of a thousand year period. Unfortunately this plan is interrupted by a bunch of Green Peace loonies who decide that the galaxy should be one living organism. SO Noah traveled back to his realm and spent all his royalties on the wieght loss program to helping the study of how squids reproduce. He then died at the age of 349 due to lung cancer even though the doctors had urged him to give up smoking cuban cigars.

So Noah's son continued on with the adventures of his father//// Hey! THIS STOY IS ABOUT BO- \\\\\ When Noah's son, Floah, went out into the ocean. ///////// WHAT ABOUT BOB???\\\\\

Huh? O yes, I remember, this story is about Bob. How could I forget.

SO bob decided he wanted to become a real boy, and he went and made puppets for 32 years until nothing happened. He then was swallowed by a massive squid ( which thanks to researchers had grown to the size of an aircraft carrier). Their he met Jonah.

Jonah was also a biblical charachter who I will go into great detail about if someone doesnt stop me.

(Baseballl bat flies out of nowhere and slams the writers head into a bloody pulp. From out of the silence comes a muffled laugh, and a glint of light shines on a cute little buny with a swastika branded on its hind quarters)

 

[Rogue666666]

Noah then got on a space craft headed for space but was eaten by a black hole monster and then sent to Mars to find out were all the cheese on the moon had gone. He found a cow there which had overshot the moon somehow and took it to Jupiter were he was crushed by an atmosphere that was a million time more dense then Earths. As he left Jupiter, Noah and the cow realized how much weight they had lost, so they started their own intergalactic weight loss show, and Noah wrote a book entitled " Jupiter weight loss programs " and made a best selling DVD series on the subject. Finally he went into an alternate universe and found that the Human race was following the Seldon plan which was based on the Mathematical principles of Psychohistory which planned on setting up a Second Empire at the end of a thousand year period. Unfortunately this plan is interrupted by a bunch of Green Peace loonies who decide that the galaxy should be one living organism. SO Noah traveled back to his realm and spent all his royalties on the wieght loss program to helping the study of how squids reproduce. He then died at the age of 349 due to lung cancer even though the doctors had urged him to give up smoking cuban cigars.

So Noah's son continued on with the adventures of his father//// Hey! THIS STOY IS ABOUT BO- \\\\\ When Noah's son, Floah, went out into the ocean. ///////// WHAT ABOUT BOB???\\\\\

Huh? O yes, I remember, this story is about Bob. How could I forget.

SO bob decided he wanted to become a real boy, and he went and made puppets for 32 years until nothing happened. He then was swallowed by a massive squid ( which thanks to researchers had grown to the size of an aircraft carrier). Their he met Jonah.

Jonah was also a biblical charachter who I will go into great detail about if someone doesnt stop me.

(Baseballl bat flies out of nowhere and slams the writers head into a bloody pulp. From out of the silence comes a muffled laugh, and a glint of light shines on a cute little buny with a swastika branded on its hind quarters)

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then he became confused!

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Which caused his head to spin like the chick in the exorcist.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Bob woke up with a start--"Holy Hamfast 'Gaffer' Gamgee--I've been asleep for 11 days! Hmmm...what should I do?"