Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[Wolfshead]

Bob was painfully aware that he had no idea what to do. People had stopped making his life interesting days ago, and now he has nothing to do. So he did the only sensible thing, which was to lie down and cry.

 

[Valdarmyr]

And Bob cried himself to sleep. Then he woke up and said, "Oh no, not again...that's it...I'm never going to sleep again!" So he went to Starbucks and, one after another, quickly drank down 15 Arabian Mocha Sanani Lattes, each with a double espresso shot.

 

[Wolfshead]

Then Bob decided to take advantage of the kindly provided toilets in Starbucks.

 

[Aulë]

But he fell into the toilet, and was flushed into the sewer system.
A colony of Chuds captured him, and decided that he would do nicely for a pre-dinner snack.

 

[Wolfshead]

Whilst wondering what a chud was, Bob mairaculously escaped on the back of a camel which was on holiday in a nearby aqueduct.

 

[Aulë]

A chud is a 'cannibilistic humanoid underground dweller'

As the camel escaped along the aqueduct, a giant mouse with wings grabbed it with its claws and took it to it's nest for dinner. Bob fell off the camel, and fell into a pile of Elgee's ear wax.

(ewwww)

 

[Wolfshead]

Whilst licking himself clean after this unfortunate incident, Bob was set upon by a gang of angry squirrels. They carried him off in a wheel barrow to their big tree. Coincidentally, the tree was also called Bob.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and bob was worshipped as "tree lord"

 

[Valdarmyr]

...until he stopped shaving, and people started calling him Treebeard...

 

[Wolfshead]

Then, Bob, in a wise move, decided to burn down the tree called Bob. Unfortunately, his beard and eyebrows got singed in the incident. And due to this burning act, the squirrels started chasing Bob towards a rainbow.

 

[Aulë]

There he met a group of leprachauns, and he decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with them!

 

[Wolfshead]

Between them, they all got very drunk and started singing a song about a happy little goblin. Then the happy little goblin amazingly materialised out of thin air and started hitting them all with sauce pans and coffee beans.

 

[Tolkien Adictee]

Bong! Just as the goblin whacked Bob he woke up, finding himself dressed in leprechaun clothes. "Uh oh," said Bob, realizing that he had fallen asleep in a leprechaun bar. He also found lipstick was all over his face...

 

[HLGStrider]

And Elgee woke up and said, "Huh? Where am I?"

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Edward Norton hovered over her and said: Welcome to the jungle.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee looked around for Upton Sinclair. . .Or was it Sinclair Lewis? No. . .It was Upton Sinclair.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks wondered why in the world Elgee was breaking her own rule about letting herself be in Bob's story.

 

[Aulë]

And Pippin was glad that the story had died.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

And gaffer began to cover the area with duct tape.

 

[Aulë]

And Pippin added some postage stamps, and hoped that it would never return.