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[omnipotent_elf]

which was very strange as he was eating a big pink jellybean at the time. Bob saw the skin tight clothes of the domani and got very excited........

 

[HLGStrider]

Then he tied him to a wall, stuck a funnel in his mouth, and force fed him saurkraut until he was twenty-six and a half years old.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than INuyshas came back and said, "No one can defate I Inuysah!"

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then she beat him with a chain and made him call her mistress.

Just like those annoying people next door to us in the Bath hotel.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

needless to say inuyasha was not very thrilled with begin chained and rebeled

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and was utterly disgusted when some commented correctly "hey, you got weazels on your face"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

INuyasha then yelled, "You are worse than kikyo, Naraku, and sessomaru combined. I'll kill u all!" Inuyasha broke his chains and brought out is sword tessaiga

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob ate buttery popcorn as he watched.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

He sliced his captors into little tiny bits, and got a couple shikon jewel shards too. Kagome gave him a congradulatory kiss. then kikyo came...

 

[HobbitGirl]

And Kikyo was struck down with a lightning bolt called down by Rand. Why? Because Rand is crazy. Totally crazy. And it's a real shame too, cause the fate of the world rests on his shoulders.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Tar rejoiced at the demise of kikyo (you know tar just hates kikyo) Inuyasha wasnt thrilled by it but he'd live.

 

[HLGStrider]

Gosh all mighty, Bob said.

He then ate some gum drops and a large bowl of chilli and two tacos and a bean buritto and a bowl of saurcraut.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and swelled up like a balloon, which was nifty as zebras came riding by, and some hours later, Bob turned into the first ever bareback zebra rider....

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which was atttacked by Lord Sessomaru.

 

[HobbitGirl]

Then Dart arrived on the scene, in all his Dragoonish glory, and he slew all the Balrogs with a wave of his hand. And all the ladies swooned, and some fainted, because for a video game character, Dart was HOT!

 

[HLGStrider]

In fact he was so hot that the entire field of corn next door started popping.

"GOODIE!" Shrieked Bob. He ran around sprinkling salt and butter on it all.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessomaru yelled to dart,

"I'm the very pinnacle of perfection and so much cuter than you are. I will relieve you of your misery and kill you!" Rin, his almost daughter like human companion said,

"Sessomaru-sama gonna kill you."

 

[HobbitGirl]

Dart just gave the crazy Japanese dude a funny look when he threatened him. "You cannot kill a Dragoon!" Dart chuckled. He flew out of Sessomaru's reach. And yes, he could fly. Dragoons have wings. Dart stuck his tounge out at Sessomaru as he flew around.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob started hopping around singing "Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunning trail, hippity hoppity hippity hoppity Easters on its way!"

Then Julian Bashir hit him over the head with a crow bar and Dax wasn't sure who he . ..or she. . . was.

That was why it turned out the large globe on the top of Professor Plumb's desk was a giant orange which started to develop aggressive tendencies. It was not due to the radio activity coming off the nearby UFO that was assimulating a field of Holstiens in order to make good Tillomook cheeses and fly off to Mars.

 

[HobbitGirl]

"TILLOMOOK!!" Bob screamed, and hurled himself onto the chessy delights. He tore at the cheese rabidly, and no matter what anyone said, he would not stop laughing with his mouth full. He ate and ate and ate, until he was roughly the size of a Goodyear blimp, and even then he wouldn't have stopped eating unless Cloud and Tifa hadn't hoisted him up onto Captain Domon's ship and sailed him away to the Sea of Storms.

Elsewhere and at the same time, Nynaeve was battling the giant orange that had agressive tentancies. The giant orange was winning until Nynaeve used Balefire on it. Then the giant orange no longer existed. "Eeeeexcellent," cackled Nynaeve.