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[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessomaru camly laughed, "I am no human, I am of demon conception. Unlike my wretched half brother, I have true power!" AS sessomaru said this he went into his true demon form, a gigantic dog with poisonous breath, "prepare to die, all of you"

 

[HobbitGirl]

Dart was almost worried when Sessomaru transformed. Almost. But Dart was already transformed into his Dragoon form, and he had not even begun to display his power. Dart rapped his magic armour with his sword, making sure everything was in place. Then he smacked himself for ever doubting Dragoon armour. "Bring it on, homey!" Dart said to Sessomaru. This was definitly going to be an epic battle.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc: Oh this'll be fun

Then Sessomaru ran towards Dragoon and slashed at him with his terrible claws. But dragoon said, "Ha you missed ya slow poke" Jaken, who is sessy's ugly servant said, "How dare you!" But sessomaru was less angerd and panted his posionous breath on the battle ground

 

[HobbitGirl]

Dart the Fire Dragoon flapped upward, avoiding the poisonous breath. He then dove at Sessomaru, slashing spiffily with his superly cool sword. The demon dog dude rolled out of the way of Dart's slashes, so Dart flew a little ways above him to prepare for his next attack. He sheathed his sword, put his hands together, and when he drew them apart, a huge fireball was between them. The fireball hung suspended in midair, then Dart punched it, sending it flying at breakneck speed straight towards Sessomaru.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but sessomaru eliminated the fire ball with his whip. He then jumped towards Dragoon with intense ferocity , knocking the super cool sword out of his hand . He flew backa way from dragoon takking his sword and changing into his much prettier human form. "now that the battle is equal let us fight."

 

[HobbitGirl]

Dart smirked. "Okay," he said. Before the other dude could do anything, Dart was flinging fireballs left and right at him, and the air was full of fire. Dart flapped up a ways and put his hands toward Sessomaru, and a wall of flame surrounded him and began to close in.

OOC: Eek, I gotta go to bed now. We'll continue tomorrow.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but this did not remotely frighten sessomaru. He glided his way out of the enclosing cirle and waited for the battle to continure

ooc: anyone else it would be polite not to interupit this

 

[HobbitGirl]

Dart was mad. This Sessomaru guy was a jerk. How could he just glide through a circle of fire? No matter. This time Dart put his hands toward the Japanese dude, and fire completely enveloped him. It was on all sides, above and below as well. Sessy was totally trapped within the scorching blaze. Not even this superly jerky demon dude could stand up to Dragoon fire from all sides. So ha!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

But unbeknownest to Dragoon person sessy completely flew away far above darts head, "You underestimate my abilites." Then Sessomaru got out his whip and hit it towards Dart. He tried to block it but it got dart in the cheek. Sessomaru then zipped and punched dart with his poison claw.

 

[HLGStrider]

And Bob wept because this wasn't funny at all and only vaguely ridiculous.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

a big hand of god came from a cloud and pointed at bob, saying in a low menacing vioce "it was rude to interupt, you will surely pay"

 

[Ol'gaffer]

And then nudged bob off a cliff. "Much better" he said in an omnipotent voice.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Baghdad Bob, er I mean Bob plummeted to the bottom of the cliff and boom, he fell straight on a rock . But actually it was more like boing-oing-oing, because strangely enough, the rock was made of rubber, sort of soft rubber, so it bounced three times like that!? Bob boing-oing-oinged up and--Whoa, Keanu fans --he landed behind the counter of a McDonalds, where he started taking drive-thru orders .

 

[HLGStrider]

Then he was attacked by a sacred cow named Amy with a PVC pipe.

 

[Tolkien Adictee]

Fortunately, Bob's skull was sooo thick, that the pipe broke over his head. Bob threw a hamburger in Amy's mouth, and she ran away coughing and hissing. Then he ran through the wall into Farmer John's house. Once inside, he hid under the bed. But it broke throught the floor and he fell onto a couch, then the bed landed on him. He didn't die but he was really hurt. Suddenly in walk a camera crew and some actors dresed as doctors. Yelling things like "Stat!," and "Clear!," and "I need 10 CCs!," and all that other stuff that is used on ER. Bob found thisvery annoying so he got up and hopped away on the pogo stick he borrowed from Adam Sandler. He arrived at Disneyland and went on all the rides... twice. Then, after that, he bought a ticket to Japan. Although, it wasn't a plane ticket. He had to ride in a small, smelly boat. He awoke in the small, smelly boat and found that he had slept pass 6:00! He had to get to work. Then he remembered he ahd been fired years ago for mental health issues. He walked around Japan for a while, wondering why everyone kept saying they were from Ohio. He didn't have anywere to sleep, so he bought a cardboard box. He also bought a hamburger. After eating it he swore he would never eat meat again. He called his dad on his cell phone, yes his cell phone (he had been put in jail for begging), and asked him to get him out of there. So, his dad flew in his spandex and cape and picked Bob up and flew him to Chicago. After watching Chicago, Bob left the theatre and asked if he could be flown home. "Sure," said his dad, picking up Bob and flying away into the distance. They were, however, sucked into a jet intake and forced to make an emergency landing in Hawii. Bob didn't mind though. Finally, after arriving home, he collpased on the couch and flipped on the TV. The news was on, and the newscaster was saying, "A bird flew into a jet intake three days ago, this unfortunately created a fatal problem. The plane went down near the Hawian islands...". Bob, felt he had to do something, so he played monopoly, then he went to his time machine! He got in and set it for three days. WHAM! He was hit by the jet. He sent himself back four days this time, and he was pleased to find himself in "Chicago". He ran outside only to step in a small child's icecream. He bought the kid another icecream and headed for his limo...

 

[Valdarmyr]

...and who should be in the limo but Viggo Mortensen, broken tooth and all! And Bob asked Viggo, "Aragorn to the airport?" And Viggo said, "Maybe, but you're not gorn anywhere!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Which turned out to be occupied by Micheal Jordan; a smaller man with a goatee, sunglasses, and a red kilt; and a girl named Maria who was taking a letter addressed to the goatted fellow's wife with sort of a salsa beat in the background.
"Um. . .this isn't the way to San Jose? Is it?" Bob swallowed.

 

[Valdarmyr]

So Bob, Viggo, MJ, Goatee Man and Maria are all in the limo, enjoying the sassy Salsa beat and gazing out the limo windows at the passers-by, but nobody can see in, and they laugh about this insouciantly, all except Viggo, who's a man of the people, they're his people, and he shall die as one of them, or so he says in the heat of the moment before battle. Bob's a huge LOTR fan who loved FOTR but thought PJ took too many liberties with TTT, and he knows Viggo's a great actor, so they do a little riff on "Young Frankenstein"...

Bob: "Viggo to airport now?"
Viggo: "Why are you talking like that?"
Bob: "I thought you wanted to."
Viggo: "No."
Bob: "Suit yourself...I'm easy."

 

[HLGStrider]

Then the horses neighed harshly and they put the candle BACH!

 

[omnipotent_elf]

which caused a very large fat cat to sit on bob...