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[Tar-Ancalime]

"but to look on the non existing serious side of this tale, it is entirely fascinating to see how many times one can die, be brought back to life and what you can see." Said the announcer who was picking his toes.

 

[Wolfshead]

Then his toes turned green, fell off and spontaneously combusted. Much to his annoyance.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Grrr....... GIVE ME MITOS
the almighty peanut wishes to be minty
WICCA WICCA WHAT WHAT
you dieny me the FRESHMAKER
Wait a cottion picking minute you will not sink my cheerio you are all zombie thigh fat people whell ehh that lipstick is the wrong color on you.........................
OH MY GOD TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE
CITIZENS OF MARS IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MEET I WILL DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR SO CALLED "PREPERATION H"
CHILDREN EAT YOUR SIBLINGS
*tar isn't responsible for this reoko got on her name and is now on the floor demanding the dustmites obey her every command*

 

[HLGStrider]

Serves her right for telling Romeo to get lost and go jump in a lake. The poor boy did it and now he is at the bottom being forced to play poker against a giant squid and Han Solo, and we all know that that squid is really Harry in disguise.

Do you know what the trouble with Harry is?

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

He happend to meet sally? a random audience member guessed

 

[HLGStrider]

No, but I'll give you a hint. It involved blue ketchup, a rabbit named Jorge, and a dog with a goatcart full of trombones. . .76 trombones to be exact.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and all the people gossiped about lovesick boy who had crush on his x girlfriene

 

[HLGStrider]

So he attacked them with a blow dryer and buffed all their CD's with a tissue paper bunny rabbit named Alf.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then a brave voice cried out of the blue, "STOP!"

 

[HLGStrider]

This was for the obvious reason that the light was red now. Then the light turned green and the dogs went. GO DOGS GO!

They went to the tree to the dog party and yes, he liked her hat, and Winnie The Pooh caught a heffalump using a baloon for bait, but he didn't know who his mother was so he ran off with a snort to where the Wild Things were. Once there he took his purple crayon and drew a Grinch.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Hey arent grinches green?" a confused audeince member asked then *drumroll* came *drumrolll* MR. KNOW IT ALL MAN!

"actually while most are green some can be purple..." and he sort a went on and on.

 

[HLGStrider]

Until he was sunk by a Tomahock missle.

 

[Wolfshead]

Except this missile had a modification! It dispensed a clone of George Bush which then went around hitting people on the sinking ship with a rubber mallet, telling them to be more patriotic.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then he realised he was fat and hairy and so he took of his shirt and showed everybody.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

which drewgasps from th crowd, before one very weedy, gangly indiviual from a nearby crowd shouted "that looks exactly like the chest of an actor who played hamlet in a live preformance i once saw ". The crowd, upon hearing this began reciting versions of rosencrazt and guilderstien are dead....................

 

[Wonko The Sane]

....Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

 

[HLGStrider]

Julie Andrew's shrieked and hit someone over the head with a computer speaker. Fortunately it was the little kind, one of those shaped like an apanana, a mix between and apple and a bannana. Unfortunately the person she'd hit turned out to be. . .

 

[Aulë]

...Russell Crowe!
"I'll get you for that!" he yelled, and proceded to beat Julie Andrews to a pulp.
Russell the hopped onto his tugboat "Tugga", and set off to China to beat up some more people, whilst singing songs and acting in movies.

 

[Wolfshead]

Except it turned out not to be Russell Crowe at all, it was infact, John Culshaw! Whom only Brits will recognise, but never mind. After finishing his Russell Crowe impression, he moved onto doing Tom Baker and frightened some passers by. They thought he was trying to save the world again... Many years after Dr Who was thought to have died!

 

[tookish-girl]

Which of course, suprised passers by even more when he actually did reveal himself to be Tom Baker.

"Good lord" said an old lady pushing a wheelbarrow of turnips "I thought you'd died"
"Alot of people make that mistake" laughed Tom as he gave her some jelly babies and then left in an old police box.

The old lady was much surprised and ran off down the street, when suddenly, something happend to make her turn over the barrow of turnips in shock. Her face went white and damp as she beheld........