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[Aulë]

But Bob wasn't happy with this, so he turned Elgee's dream boy into a brown-eyed pink toad.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

eglee demanded bob turn him back upon penatly of foot tickling

 

[HLGStrider]

Even though he made a very cute frog and was still highly intelligent. . .

Elgee and her dream boy disappeared after Bob restored him and Bob ended up on a boat yelling, "I'M SAILING!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

The numerous Harrison fords (we havent heard from them in awhile) were on the boat too.

 

[Estrella]

Then Mr. Smith appeared on the boat, and started to infect everyone, turning everyone but bob and Eglee into more Mr. Smiths, and they surrouded Bob and Eglee, and finally realizing his true feeling for Elgee, Bob took her in his arms. At this point Tuxedo mask appeared, along with the Sailor Senshi.

OOC: i just named my new Hermit Crab Bob!

 

[HLGStrider]

THEN BOB WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A GIANT HERMIT CRAB!

At that Elgee fell down crying because all she really wanted was her brown-eyed-dream-boy and a computer and a place with kitties. . .that wasn't so much to ask, was it?

 

[HobbitGirl]

At the appearance of Tuxedo Mask and the Sailor chicks Arzynik suddenly shouted, "Oh LORD! Not more anime!!" Tyler Grey, on the other hand, was already downloading as many Sailor Moon episodes as he could find.

Meanwhile, poor RDW was having neglection issues in the fires of Mount Doom. His father had been absent from his life for too long, and he was permanantly emotionally scarred. Gollum didn't help, either, going on and on about his "precious."

Indiana Jones, one of the infamous Harrison Fords, decided that he would take on a parenting role for poor RDW. He couldn't do this, however, until RDW was freed from the fires of Mount Doom, and this could only happen when RDW's laywer called him back. So Indiana stormed the lawyer's firm, only to find that Long John Silver, wooden leg and all, was RDW's lawyer. Indiana stole Silver's leg and beat him over the head with it while simultainiously noogieing him and forcing him to call RDW back. After the call had been made RDW appeared in Silver's office with Gollum clinging to his back, screaming that his precious had been stolen. Indiana stuffed a sock into Gollum's mouth.

Meanwhile, Bob the newly transformed hermit crab was having issues adjusting to his new shell. He just couldn't get comfortable.

WILL THESE THREE GROUPS OF PEOPLE EVER MEET? WILL TYLER GREY EVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH ANIME? WILL HARRISON FORD EVER STOP BEING MONOTONOUS? WILL BOB EVER SEE HIS SON AGAIN? OR BE HUMAN AGAIN FOR THAT MATTER? JOIN US NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!

<cheezy soap opera music>

 

[Estrella]

Sailor moon shrieked at Bob " Ewww! Get it away, get it away!" Then Mars yelled. " Meatball head! it's just a gaint crab, i'll burn it." Mars did her fire thingy throughly baked bob. They all enjoyed a good dinner of crab. Finally Mercury stood up tapping her foot. " If you're all done now, we need to go fight the real enemy." They all stood up and disappeared, reappearing at Mount Doom.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar thought it was a great time to reintroduce Sesshoumaru...unfortunantly he was not so keen to come so she had to drag him using her 'dark queenly powers'. He yelled all the way, "I refuse to come here!GAH!FEH!" When they finally got their all the sailor moon girls fell in love wiht Sesshoumaru and Dart since Tuxedo max always saves the day. Tuxedo max cowerd and cried.

meanwhile Sesshoumaru and Dart were enjoying a little soak in the hot tup with the sailor moon girls.

The Harrison ford's had no friends, well cept han solo who was having a sliight problem getting away from tuxedo max.

 

[Estrella]

Usagi was chowing down on a hamburger, and Rei was glaring at her, while Luna and Amy were doing the giant sweat drop thing. Usagi said " Hey Sess aren't you the evil guy?" while they could hear Tuxedo mask the back ground " come on Han, don't you have a mask too?"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Well if you know the land i come from i am known as a...well how do i put this....which ever side promises to give me Tetsugai!" Sesshoumaru said standing up abrubptly. the sailer girls were kinda shocked and scooted away, "come on ladies i am not evil, well at least as not as evil as that Naraku fella." They all smiled and were relieved. Then Naraku said, "I heard that!"

Bob joined Tuxedo max on his pursiutof Han Solo.

 

[Estrella]

Rei puts away her evil spirit charms somewhat disapointed, and Artemis coughs " obession."

ooc: i thought that Bob was eaten...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

While Sesshoumaru continues to impress the girls in the hot tub, dart has left with hobbit girl cause he realized sesshoumaru had him beat. He adn hobbit girl had a v. nice discussion.

 

[Estrella]

Tuxedo Mask finally realizes that Han is about to hit him, so he backs off. He glares over at Sess and the sailor girls in swim suits,and finds a lizard, and snickers. Puts it into the hot tub water. He hears Serena scream " Dariennn!"

 

[Lifeling]

Suddenly a guitar appears out of nowhere and they all begin to play it at the same time... suddenly they are famous!

 

[Estrella]

Next thing they know, they have a gig in China.

 

[Lifeling]

They are playing on the great wall, which I think is still the only manmade object visible from space... Then all the sudden they start doing this coldplay cover.... And the chinese people go nuts! and start ripping their hair out.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sesshoumaru is pissed off at the girls silly instincts and decides to find somewhere else to impress girls. Bob is having problems being a stripper in LA. And the guitarist dies.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was transported to Calamazoo. . .unfortunately his clothes weren't and he had to hide in a Rhodendenren. The strange thing was the Rhodendendren (which is hard to spell) was on Mt. Hood in Oregon, not Calamazoo. . .then Bob realized HE HAD DISCOVERED THE FIRST STABLE WORMHOLE BETWEEN MT HOOD AND CALAMAZOO!

 

[Lifeling]

All the worms in the world are like... "what?"