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[Tar-Ancalime]

worms...what the heck does this have to do with the story!" screamed bob as he grabbed a gun to shoot himself...everyone was like "NOOOOO!" but he pulled the trigger..and bubbles came out!

 

[Lifeling]

Meanwhile the worms (who cant smell, hear, or see) are like "What?"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob,stepped on the worms, destroying them for he was dissapointed that he did not die.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And then HobbitGirl did a Wonks and whacked Tar with a board.

 

[Estrella]

A bubble then grew and grew and grew, untill it swallowed Bob, and flew him to a cher concert, and it popped, letting bob fall into cher's arms.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"hey!What was that for! YOu got your dart arent you happy now?" tar complained for being hit

 

[HLGStrider]

Then, for exactly five point two seconds, everyone was happy. Then Bob got sick of it and blew up the Eiffle Tower just because he was so sick of everyone being so danged happy.

The French looked up from their coffee and red wine, said something cynical in Bohemian, and started hitting everyone with those long loaves of bread they always carry around with them on Fridays and Sundays.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Mr. Encyclpedia tells the narrator,"They're called BAgettes!"

 

[HLGStrider]

The French throw overcooked cream puffs at Mr. Encyclopedia and then Bob went on to win the international spelling bee by spelling "dog" right. Everyone else spelt it "dawg" which was sad. Bob then called up Pizza the Hutt and informed him that with his prize money he would have enough to pay off the Borg and keep them from invading the Zoo of Death.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and at this zoo of death was darth Spelunker who was the evil twin of darth caver who was the cousin of darth carver and the sister of Darth Flavor and finally the fifth cousin twisce removed from Darth insidious, who was darth sidious younger brother

 

[Estrella]

Bob said, " dude, you really have to change your name.." At this the Darth pulled out a light saber, but found it's batteries were dead. he cursed it while banging it on the ground, and broke it.

 

[Rogue666666]

"Why, o why does the madness continue?" cried Bob, "Life was so simple before I was pulled into this forum".

So Bob went and got drunk for the billionth time and then started singin out bottles of beers on the the wall. After this he headed home in his new toyota (new as of 1984) but was pulled over.

On questionig bob replied, " I'm veally sery vober sofficer, and not have as thunk as you drink" Unfortunately are pittiful hero was sentenced to life on an astroid orbiting Trantor. In fact, in less then 476,000 years the asteroid would be sucked into the galactic black whole at the center of the galaxy and be crushed to about the size of a microscopic life form.

Bob had until then to think up an escape plan.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob thought and though and thought... Then he realized he had worms in his pocket "YAY", he thought, Because we all know that you cant actually talk on an astroid... just think out loud.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob than caught up with Miroku who was very busy doing an important 'exorcism'.

 

[HLGStrider]

He thought up a song,
"OH I AM STUCK OUT HERE ON AN ASTEROI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OID!" (Spanish sounding guitar chords)
"And I'm drifting in space!" (Maracas shake)
"And I can't help wondering-ing-ing-ing. .. " (Guitar chords)
"How I ended up in such disgrace!" (More guitar chords)
"So I started to dance and I learned how to sing. . " (Maracas)
"AND NOW I AM STUCK ON THIS ASTEROID!"

Bob started to yoddel.

 

[Rogue666666]

Yodelaai!!!! Yodelaaiii! Yodelaaaaooo!


Then Bob checked his watch. 475,999 years had already gone by. 'Oh how time flies when your stranded on an asteroid' thought Bob.

What he didn't know was that the worms in his pocket were silk worms, and for 475,998 years had been working on making a silk rope to save bob, that is, until they passed away last year.

So now Bob had a silk rope and all of his IQ to save him. This left him about the same chance of suriving that a snowball had if it were thrown into the core of a super nova, which is about the same chance as a silk worm survivng on an astroid for 475,998 years, which was about the same chance as Luke Skywalker becoming a good actor, which was equal to the chance of a deer surving in an ocean trench, which was almost the same as a blond having more than one brain cell, which in turn is the same as a new Ferrari costing less then 100 bucks, while this is also equal to the chance that humans managed to evolve from a pool of liquid, which is in turn the exact chance that Bob will ever escape this forum.

Oh look, time's up.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob was anxios to escape and when time ran out he yelled

"OH ****!"

 

[Estrella]

At this point bob realized that he lived about 490 thousand times longer than any normal person, and began to wonder why...

 

[Rogue666666]

He wondered and wondered, for the next .00000003 nanoseconds until he was compressed into a microscopic life form.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob was like, "what?"