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[Estrella]

Bob looked at himself, and laughed " yay!, i'm a microscopic life form!" He then proceeded to do a happy spin dance.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And HG explained to Tar, rather late, but oh well, that she had whacked her because her sweetie is the goregous-green-eyed-sweetheart from about fifty pages ago, and NOT Dart, no matter how hot he is.

And Bob whacked HG with a mop.

 

[Rogue666666]

Which was very difficult since he was only .00000000000004 milli meters tall.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob suddenly decided that he would have to jump to get bigger! He jumped and jumped, but it only made him smaller and smaller. By this time the worms were like, "what?"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar nodded at this and apoligized to HG, then ran into bob's microscopic form and said, "did i step on something?"

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was safe due to his extreme smallness. He was smaller than the point of a needle. Smaller than the eye of a microscopic ant. Smaller than a speck of space dust, and a heck of a lot smaller than a bread box!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"So he was." Tar noted and moved on with her life.

 

[Lifeling]

Bob began eating the worms... And he also began to grow...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar sighed and said, "Oh great Bob's growing isnt he..."

 

[Lifeling]

"Stop stating the obvious!" bob cried as he returned to normal height...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"You silly boy! I am the dark queen how dare you speak to me in that fasion!" Tar stated while hitting bob wiht a wooden spoon.

 

[Estrella]

Bob turned into a giant catipillar, and glared at the queen.

 

[spirit]

she got scarred and started to scream like a little baby!

 

[HLGStrider]

Then a rabid roe-buck (from Sears Roe-Buck) came out and started to dance to Acupulco holiday!

Bob the catapilar ate some milkweed and got sick. Then he went into a cacoon and emerged a racoon.

 

[Estrella]

Bob, put on a mask ( as he was albino), and pointed a very sharp stick at the Roe-Buck. He said " Give me all of your bubble Gum, or i'll poke ya!"

 

[HLGStrider]

The Buck, who owned a lighthouse in Kansas City, was looking for an ocean to buy, so he said,
"I'll make you a deal, get me a labrodor and I'll retrieve it, and then I will have enough salsa to buy bubble gum for you and an ocean for me."
"But, without corn chips, how will we use the salsa?" Bob asked.
"We'll use oreos instead!" the buck stated. But the buck stopped there.

 

[Estrella]

Bob raised an eyebrow " Oreos? Ohwell, it' fine with me. You got yourself a deal." Bob wondered briefly if HLGstrider had an obession with oreos, and if she'd seen a doctor about it. Bob then started to walk to the nearest Labrador farm.

 

[Lifeling]

The Buck stopped ad stared as a huge alien ship came into view... It was the blorgs and they werent happy!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar- Ancalime did not scream nor did she run away! nonetheless she was out of the picture.

 

[Estrella]

Bob returned with the dog, named freckles, and saw the aliens. He ran up to them. " OHH Metalica! can i have your autograph?"