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Actually, it wasn't metallica, it was the KING.

In a glistening beam of light the King of music came streaming back to earth.

Suddenly giant loud speakers appeared from the ship. And Elvis Presely began to wail....

YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT a hound dog! Crying all the time!

At this point though the great man felt a tugging at his shirt. He turned to see Bob standing there with a very displeased look on his face. The music faded...

Bob, in a fury of rage screamed, " THAT IS NOT A HOUND DOG! It is a Labrador you dirt sucking tone deaf scum!
 
"Fetch!" yelled bob as he hurled the king through the air...
The labrador was fast and it caught him as he was coming in to land... He screamed in pain as bob watched them both burst into flames!
 
Then a group of penguins stormed the building and made a fruit salad. Then someone put vegetables in it! The penguins screamed and sacrificed themselves to a killer whale named Josie.
 
Than Sesshoumaru returned with Miroku who was folowing behind hoping to catch the attention of the throng of girls who followed Sessy-sama! And he did, in fact Miroku got 25 gropes in 10 minutes (he also got 23 evil glares, and 20 slaps). Bob was concerned and felt Miroku needed to be arrested becaues he was jealous of how hot miroku was.
 
OOC: it's Sessy-San. San is male, Sama is Female. ;) Free Japanese lesson there.

Bob called the police, an officer showed up. He turned to the Whale. " Josie! long time no see cousin."
 
oh shut it with all the chit chat and get on with the {1 minute of swearing} business!
 
thank you, i suppose one can't rely on fanfic Japanese forever

Bob screamed to the police officer, "Hey, arrest that man he's hotter than me!" The police officer refused to however and everyone (but Bob) was happy.
 
suddenly bob got angry and said in a jamican accent "i am fed up wid all u lot! me needz a hiliday man!" and leaves with a suitcase and a mini car!
 
Bob left and life went on as usual as nobody liked bob. but the rumors circulated on Bob's holiday as he called it,

"Bob is with the trapeze or thats what i heard from Deborah Sue."
Janice Jones told her friend Mary Malone. However Emily Eileen heard from Barbara Billingsly that,
 
Who put an anal probe up his...deriaire...and forced him to sing like John Lennon until until he met George Harrison in the underworld!
 
George Harrison Approched in fake Devil's horns, and tail. He looked at Bob, and said. " Dude, Fire's coming out of your But!"
 
Then Rex Harrison (who may or may not be related to george) said, "Bob I find it proper to consume you for my evening meal"
 
"You can't," said Bob, "because I have a passport!"

And he showed everyone his passport, and they were about to let him go when they noticed that the picture on the passport wasn't of Bob. It was of Britney Spears.
 

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