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[HLGStrider]

James Bond popped out of nowhere.
"Here! Take this," he said in a suave voice. He handed Bob a stick of gum. "Wad it up and throw it at these squirrels. . .red light, green light."

Then Ethan Hunt popped out of nowhere.
"HEY! THAT'S MY COOL GADGET! GET YOUR OWN!"
"Shut up. . .At least I'm tall!" Bond shot back.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and han solo groped princess leia's rear

 

[HLGStrider]

So she slapped him and proposed to Bob, the last of the true gentlemen. . .She'd always been attracted to men in pink and purple pajamas.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then james bond killed bond and began to woo princess leia and sesshoumaru who he seemed to think was a girl sesshoumaru did not take to kindly to this and killed james.

 

[Estrella]

Austin Powers than appeared on the scene, But the Red Celephane made his suit look purple. Sessamour Turned his head, and said " You need a breath mint very badly." he handed him a whole packet of Certs.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then they battled over who would date princess Leia, Sesshoumaru-san won (yay) Leia was also happy with that descion.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then-POOF-the world turned into Jello beneath them and they began to sink slowly into the cherry flavored goo. . .

"BUT I LIKE STRAWBERRY!" wept Leia. The Jello turned to strawberry.
"I like Blueberry," said Bob. It turned to blueberry.
"I like chocolate. . ." said Han. . .Now this confused the jello because it had never heard of chocolate jello. . .and so. ..

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then the blueberries rained down from the sky and they all ate them

 

[Estrella]

They all started to moon walk on the jello and it turned into a Disco Club!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and due the ferocity of the music the moon fell apart

 

[HLGStrider]

The pieces of the moon fell into the sea of jello causing a jello tidal wave which buried San Francisco. . . And Bob was terrified when he heard the news, because he'd left his heart in San Fransisco!

Then he yelled out, "Oh San Francisco!"
But Captain Benjamin Sisco thought he was calling for him and came down to see what was up. Jake Sisco caught sight of Leia and started making goo-goo eyes at her.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

However Leia was tired of men givng her googly eyes and sought to destroy the entire male population.

 

[HLGStrider]

Fortunately, she was stopped by Katherine the Shrew who wanted to do that herself and they got into a fight which involved a lot of chair tossing. Then Prospero turned them all into elephants. Leia the Elephant weighted three tons so no more men were making goo-goo eyes at her, and she was very happy. Bob, on the other hand, was baffled by a shrew turned elephant who seemed to be making goo-goo eyes at him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

He decided it was pointless to live and took his own life but not before he said, "I will not be happy if i'm reincarnated as a chair."

 

[HLGStrider]

So he was. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and since chairs cant talk the point of the story left bob and turned into:

Sessy-san and Indiana Jones: The first battle

 

[Estrella]

At this point The Enterprise appeared on the scene. Captain Kirk and spock with his dog spot stepped out. " Captian" said scotty, taking a drink of wisky. " this doesn't look like KoKoamo to me. You said we were were going to the Flordia keys, To a place to called Kokoamo."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Indiana jones said, "Kokoamo is spelled funny..." as he looked through his bag to find his flask of water. Sessoumaru said, "Where is that hair dryer?" while he hurried through his bag to find his hair dryer. Bob as a chair thought, "Dumb reincarnation...make bob chair...now bob cant talk...stupid reincarnation." he thought in the living room of Bill Gates. Bill gates happend to be sitting on Bob the chair and looking at all the threatening emails saying: I hate microsoft...there's always an error this error that. GAh! Bill just laughed and said "1 down 455555555555555555555566677778898999000112222333 to go"

 

[Estrella]

Captain Kirk then looked at Sessy-San and Indiana Jones, and said " well lets go then."

 

[spirit]

455555555555555555555566677778898999000112222332 to go!

god damn it! itz gonna take ages! i am gonna go on a coffee breaknow!