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Mr.Worthalotofmoney gave Bob 50 bajillion dollars (which was merely pocket change for him) for his efforts at him finding a job. Bob went out and bought 20 Bajillion gumballs at Meijer
It turns out bob had gotten a tip from the Rat Mafia that teh Gumballs had the all rare precious metal Goobstan in them. Turns out the tip was wrong, and bob found a cat to eat the Rat Mafia.
They sat in a Bubble Gum tree and sang "Sweet Home Chicago."
They did the entire Blues Brother's soundtrack, but this attracted Carrie Fischer who attacked them with an X-Wing and a bag of pizza left overs which she used to. . .
After that he got totally confused as there were so many people here that he didnt know, they were even trying to kill him with pizza leftovers, so he...
Jumped off of a building, and somehow lived through the experience, and found that Buddah, or whoever was up their had given up on reincarnation and Bob together and made him immortal
He went looking for a gigantic dose of peptobismo but all he found was asprin. . .so he ate that and immeditately turned purple. Budha struck him down for his impertanence.
"Now now," said cowboy Bob, "That isn't the cowboy way."
Bob didnt want to be anywhere but his home in the begining of the story (what was that called? Its been so long) he whined, " I wanna go home to that place iw as in the begining of the story!"
So poof! He traveled through time but missed his house horribly, landing in a gigantic statue of Fidel Castro. He sat and thought about what it would be like to burn flowers...
Tar apologized for her misundestood insult,she was in a pissy mood while bob was in jail met Amos Jaspesonwinkle, who was a retired nasa scientist and hated periods
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