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[BlackCaptain]

Magicaly everything that anyone in the entire world thought for the last 5 years was forgotten and Bob was at his house again... right back where he started oh so many posts ago...

Bob went downstairs and ate the chicken instead of the egg.

 

[HLGStrider]

Stanley Edwards Brocoli the Second came through the door and hit Bob over the head with an artechoke for only having one name!

 

[BlackCaptain]

Then Madona came in and saved Bob's life by eating the Broccoli up. There was a big romantic kiss but then Madona turned into Sesshoumaru! He ripped off his mask and started chasing after Bob

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc: someone metioned sessy-san besides me!

but bob's only intent was to kill him

 

[BlackCaptain]

And he tried to, but Sesshoumaru could only be destroyed in the Cracks of Mt. Doom. So Bob found his way to Mt. Doom and led Sesshoumaru up and into it. Sesshoumaru found a shiny Ring laying on the ground, picked it up, started dancing for no apparent reason, tripped, and fell in.

Bob started dancing too, and fell in. Luckily there was a heat resistant snail that saved his life and flew Bob to safety

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar yelled "REWIND!" and now that never happend. and Sesshoumaru was safely in the warring states era chassing after tetsugia.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And Bob's part now turned into an Afro. Friday Night Fever baby! Here Bob Comes!

Bob did the Charlseton instead

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so he decided to join gatsby at his party watching

 

[BlackCaptain]

When he was done watching, he left and couldn't find a ride. He started walking and walking. His snail friend met up with him and they had a lovely dinner at Snails'R'Us.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then after dinner bob ate figs from Cleopatra's palace

 

[HLGStrider]

One of them had a green and white worm inside, and it is a great crime in Egypt to eat a green and white worm due to them being protected under the 1787 law which forbids the eating of any worm protected under the 1687 law which forbids the eating of any worm not protected under the 1289 law which forbids eating any worm that is not green and white. . .

Basically, in Egypt it is illegal to eat worms.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Luckily Bob was in Canada where it was only illeagle to eat birds. Bob ate the worms

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob looked about, wondering why Cleopatra's palace was in Canada, and the worms began to beg for mercy, which prompted the Canadian courts to make a worm protection act. Bob was caught up in the middle of a GIANT lawsuit.

He got Scott Petersen's lawyer and then appeared on Greta Van Sustren (who had earlier been vaporized with the rest of the Fox personel, but was hosting a "dead people's" show on the physic network).

 

[BlackCaptain]

Luckily, Bob had wed the Judge before the case took place, so he won. He got 50 bajillion dollars. He went to see Mr.Worthalotofmoney to show off and brag.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then a particularly ugly looking reporter questioned bob saying,

"How did you do it! You swine...you ate poor defenseles worms...did they say it as alright with them!" Bob looked at the stupid woman and yellled,

"Worms cant even talk you wench!"

 

[HLGStrider]

She blinked. Looked around, and said, "Oh. . ."

She had never thought of this before. In fact, she had never thought at all before. Now her mind was opened. Bob had opened it. She could think. . .

She threw herself at his feet begging him to marry her. He took pity on the ugly creature, kissed her, and she turned into Reese Witherspoon. Now she and Bob married and ran to Hawaii. . .

Unfortunately, the judge persued them and arrested Bob for bigamy.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob being dumb asked, "whats Bigamy?"

 

[spirit]

"look it up in the dictionary to stupid idiot!" said the judge

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"O...ok" Bob said and ran off to cry

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob ran all the way until he got to Madison Square Garden. He ran inside and people found him, but make up on, gave him a costume, mask, and gloves. The pushed him out and there was a big Ring. He started wrestling someone who goes by the name of Kane.