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[HLGStrider]

He was squashed into a pancake and served up with Maple syrup for supper to a large family of Irish Wolfhounds who were all complaining because their ale had gone flat.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

too bad bob wasnt a glass of ale

 

[HLGStrider]

"Well," thought Bob, "at least I'm not flat. . ."

Though considering that he was a pancake like thing he was flat, which was a fallacy in his reasoning.

 

[BlackCaptain]

The wolves started playing frisbee with Bob, until they stopped having fun. Bob was all alone and flatter than a flaty mc'flatflat.

 

[HLGStrider]

He hit the bubble gum tree and stuck to the side. Robin Hood showed up, painted a series of red circles on him, and used him for target practice.

"I feel your pain," said Boromir.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Which he did, because that very moment the Ted Nugent shot an arrow right at Boromir's left pinky toe. It killed Boromir. Bob ran as fast as he could, because he was back to normal. He tripped and fell into Moria

 

[HLGStrider]

He fell for a long while, but after awhile, he got used to it and landed on a Balrog.

 

[BlackCaptain]

They became good friends and had a tea party. They had Orc for breakfast.

Then Wonks came in and joined the tea party. "Yrch?" offered Bob. "Yrch? Yes please!" replied Wonks. They ate in happieness

 

[HLGStrider]

It was so nice that they didn't notice that it was starting to rain. . .actually, it wasn't rain, exactly. . .it was some purple stuff that the king had summoned even though Barthlomew had told him not to!

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob wasn't enjoying his company, so decided to leave. He met Gandalf on the way. Gandalf told him to fly, and that he was a fool. So, low and behold, Bob jumps down into the great Chasm flapping his arms crazily

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Amd Tar lay languidly on a raft in a swimming pool in florida having virgin strawberry dacaris

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob landed on her. It wasn't a pretty sight. So much water, so much belly smackingness... Bob started swimming laps because all of the spectators told him to. Tar still sat in the middle just enjoying world class swimming. But that was BEFORE the dragon came and ate allthe spectators. And BEFORE chipmunks laid seige to the pool

 

[HLGStrider]

Gandalf smacked his head with his hand and said, "Why do I bother? Why do I even try?"

He then entered politics and became president of Moldova. He hired Bob to clean the stables, but the chipmunks wouldn't let him have him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar grew very bored of this waiting for her LOTR DVd to work in her new labtop.

 

[BlackCaptain]

So she punched it really hard and it worked! The chipmunks left in awe of the awesome power of Tar. The dragon even got scared and cried. The air-force came in and brought Tar and Bob to the white house. Tar became the president, Bob became the first man. But who said they were married?

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

they were, but Tar didnt know the meaning of fidelty....it mattered little...as she did SUCH a good job administering justice

 

[BlackCaptain]

When her term was up, she ran again, but lost to the Chipmunk king. A acornship was laid to all of America, and it was changed from the USA to the UAOTA. United Acorns Of Total Acornnessmenship. A

"Accorns yesterday, Accorns today, and blimey, if it don't look like Accorns again tomorrer," said one of the trolls

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

tar innocnetly wonderd where bob , her husband was, then rememberd her role model Catherine the Great of Russia and decided she didnt care much then she formed a resistance group to the chipmunk king and BC, HGLstrider, and Bob joined along with alot of other people

 

[BlackCaptain]

A fierce debate arose between the resistance and the evil Russian people, because the russians were now evil. Motzart came in and started playing greensleaves, but was interupted when Kane came back and chokelsamed him.

Sesshoumaru flew in from the cieling and had spongebob with him this time. Sauron ate the sponge-impersonater of Bob, and war broke loose.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar asked Sesshoumaru if he would be so kind to join. Sesshoumaru said yes took Tar in his arms and kissed her...tar was very happy. Bob was too.