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[BlackCaptain]

Kane wasn't. He chokeslamed everyone except for Tar and Elgee, because they were ladies. He drank fine Mexican wine, and ate Sauron's ring for dinner

 

[Estrella]

At this point The Minature Golf Moles wandered in all in a line. "Oy Grizzy!" yelled one. " this doesn't sound like Koko beach to me! you didn't read the map!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

tar whacked Kane on the head and said, "Now Kane you apologize to Sesshoumaru!" Kane submitted and did so. Tar sat down happy, and bob said, "what about me honey?" Tar didnt respond

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was so heartbroken that he jumped off the eifle tower and landed on a taxi cab driven by Oscar the grouch!

 

[BlackCaptain]

Oscar just happened to be going to Sesamae Street. Bob met Big Bird who took Bob's blues right away. Bob went back and whacked Tar across the head. "Are you going to apologize for that?" he asked. She responded this time saying:...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar thought a moment about this while rubbing her sore head and said, " i am bob, I should hold you in more regard as you are my lawfully wedded husband." So tar whacked kane and said ,"Apologize to bob"

 

[HLGStrider]

Kane did and Bob smiled and gave Tar a dimond ring!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar gratfuly accpeted the ring and kissed bob on the cheek Sessy felt jealous but tar assured him.

 

[spirit]

but sessy was still not too sure

 

[Estrella]

At this point they got caught in a time loop, and the same scene repeated itself for a hundred years!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar stopped this divorced bob and married Sessy

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was now five hundred years old and had rhumitoid arthritis. . .But B'lana Torres, who the Holograms had captured along with Harry, cured him using a plasma injector.

 

[BlackCaptain]

When he was all better, Bob went off and bought himself a guitar. He became rich and famous and bought 50 billion dimond rings from Mr.Worthalotofmoney and gave them to Tar to try and win her heart.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar, being one who loves gifts accepted them, but said to bob, "I never married you for love. So please dont waste any more money on me"

 

[BlackCaptain]

So Bob bought her a new McGriddle from McDonalds. It tasted good, but wierd

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar then was no longer hungry, but she was alsso mad at bob's persistence. However instead of being angry she took a benevolent turn and bestowed a kiss on bob's cheek saying,
" I'm so sorry i dont love you, please be happy and leave me alone." Then she walked away hand in hand with Sesshoumaru

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob cried, and ordered Kane to chokeslam Sesshoumaru. Kane chokeslamed Bob instead. Bob got up then ran away crying, his feelings (and spinal cord) broken

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar and Sesshoumar were happy, bob was not. Bob begged buddah to grant him his wish of gaining back Tar, however buddah turned bob into a perverted monk

 

[BlackCaptain]

ey! A perverted monkey! Bob ran around climbing on trees at the zoo making the spectators nausious... Very nausious... Kane chokeslamed the budah and made him turn bob into a big time wrestler.

 

[HLGStrider]

He took on spider man and got his rear kicked. Poor Bob . . .he wept and moaned and sobbed and was webbed.